Shower Chair Guy

@wholemars That's why my robot will be Battlecat

@X Tell your mother i said hello

tell your mom i said happy mother's day

@wholemars That's why my robot will be Battlecat

Teaching them how to beat the shit out of us. What could go wrong? Luckily, based on this video it looks like we are safe for now.

@Rainmaker1973 @DanhausenAD Dodohausen

Dodo birds went extinct because they trusted humans too much. they were very social, and humans hunted and ate them. Endemic to Mauritius, when Dutch sailors arrived in the late 1500s, the dodos would calmly approach people out of curiosity, making them very easy to hunt. Humans did hunt and eat them (they were a convenient source of fresh meat for sailors), and the birds were described as social and curious. Their exctintion was accelerated by invasive species that humans accidentally (or intentionally) brought with them: rats, pigs, cats, dogs, and monkeys that ate dodo eggs and chicks (dodos nested on the ground). The last confirmed sighting of a dodo was around the 1660s, less than 100 years after humans first arrived. Their slow reproduction (only one egg per year) made recovery impossible.

@DanhausenAD @aiwrestling Awesome show last night you rocked! Very nice

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@elonmusk @heavypulp Mom's always bitchin' about money when all they want is to party tax free

@heavypulp In retrospect, I should have considered my comedic timing

Happy Mother’s Day

@elonmusk @heavypulp 😂🤣🤣

@OKC_Chief @InterstellarUAP @grok?

@InterstellarUAP Honest question here. What was the 12 mile long tether used for and how long was it before it snapped? Truly interested

This old NASA video is more relevant than ever after Trump released the UFO Files 👽🛸 The 1996 tether Incident occurred when a 12 mile long tether snapped in space and was immediately swarmed by unidentified orbs of light. Today we saw incredible images & testimony from NASA Apollo Astronauts Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin released by The White House.

@Cinemark Im in

Tickets for Masters of the Universe are ON SALE NOW! ⚔️ 🎟️Secure your seats: bit.ly/4nnILbm

@Smittyverse_ The day I take advice from some pussy that beats his wife in public....

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

Over 450 remote villages across the island nation of Timor-Leste in Southeast Asia now have high-speed internet access thanks to SpaceX’s @Starlink, helping expand digital government services, education, and healthcare access. "In many communities, students previously had limited or no access to digital learning opportunities. Now classrooms are connecting with the world.” Teachers can now access updated educational resources, online training and digital teaching tools that were previously unavailable due to connectivity limitations. “Timor-Leste is undergoing a digital leap forward,” Vorakai Lda, Chair, Tammy Kassiou said. “For decades, many remote communities have been effectively cut off from reliable access to information, services and opportunity due to infrastructure limitations. This initiative is fundamentally changing that reality.” Starlink stories like these deserve more coverage, because this technology is literally changing these people's lives for the better.

@TheCurseMaster 🤣🤣

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@RealHacksawJim @OriginalFunko I hope the chase version has snot coming out of your nose

Coming SOOOOOOON!!!!! HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN @OriginalFunko! #WWE

@cb_doge 😂

SpaceXAI

@beeple He dropped the chips

NEW ALLIANCES

@JoeTegtmeyer That's the tesla sphere. It will be in the upcoming UAP disclosure

I’ve had a few viewers ask if the “Hi Joe” hedgehog is still on the top of the Giga Texas Flagpole and yep, it still is! IYKYK! 🤓

@wholemars I saw you do it

i’m going to take credit for coining the term

@wholemars People know nothing and refuse to learn. This is so simple to just sit back, watch and hold

Elon is the largest shareholder of Tesla… he’s not going to rip himself off or rip you off as an investor in his company how do you think he got to be the world’s richest man? he always takes care of his investors I’m worried i’m getting ripped off! Really what are the terms of the deal? I don’t know yet! As a matter of fact the deal hasn’t even been proposed it’s just pure speculation

It’s hilarious to me that people are already trying to stoke fears about a Tesla / SpaceX merger that hasn’t been proposed yet Maybe let’s wait to see actual proposed terms before getting our panties in a twist about what the valuations of each company might be at that time?

SpaceXAI will provide @AnthropicAI with access to Colossus 1, one of the world’s largest and fastest-deployed AI supercomputers, to provide additional capacity for Claude → x.ai/news/anthropic…

@elonmusk @nottombrown I don't want to clean my garage

Same here. By way of background for those who care, I spent a lot of time last week with senior members of the Anthropic team to understand what they do to ensure Claude is good for humanity and was impressed. Everyone I met was highly competent and cared a great deal about doing the right thing. No one set off my evil detector. So long as they engage in critical self-examination, Claude will probably be good. After that, I was ok leasing Colossus 1 to Anthropic, as SpaceXAI had already moved training to Colossus 2.

In the next few days we'll be ramping up Claude inference on Colossus. Grateful to be partnering with SpaceX here. We are going to need to move a lot of atoms in order to keep up with AI demand, and there's nobody better at quickly moving atoms (on or off planet Earth)

@WWESheamus Hell yeah

Banger.