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Simp For Sowell

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Trouble and strife can cover this world like the dark of night. And when that happens, all good, true, and decent people know that it's time to volunteer.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
Arguments haven't changed since 1850 (The Law, Frédéric Bastiat)
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
Excuse me I did not just freaking watch Ryland Grace run an unbalanced centrifuge after the movie specifically gave him a bunch of lines showing how much he knows about centrifuges Dumb
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
I think that it could have been a good movie if they had done it more like Apollo 13, instead of the mostly insincere/marvelized tone they went with
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Felonious Mike@MStarry1776·
I don’t know what or who Afroman is.
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
@educatedandfree The only witness Afroman called was the deputy's ex wife lol You gotta find the questioning where the defense asks one of the cops if a receding hairline or being a dipshit is a private fact about him I wish I could have been there
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Dissident Teacher@educatedandfree·
How am I just now hearing of this?! Enjoy, my fellow Americans.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Shadz@Shadzey1·
No way could I ever be a judge cause I’d be howling if this was my courtroom.
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
@Tim_The_Sandman @Shadzey1 I need a loop of the cop going "what?" when asked if it was a private fact that he had a receding hairline or was a dipshit
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
@WomanDefiner I lived in Nebraska for 27 years and never heard of a hot beef sundae - the first google hit is the Iowa state fair. I'm surprised they didn't say bull fry or 402's Valentino pizza ice cream
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
@factualmama I have, it has been worth it for me but it's better for bigger holes and can be too fiddly for me to bother with for socks
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Ev | Calviminian & Expertoligist
I do not like corned beef. So instead I’ve made beirocks (or berooks). They have cabbage and beef, so I figure that works.
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
@DaveBondyTV One solar panel wasn't enough to cut it, they've had to add a second one onto every plate camera that I could see on my way home from work
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Dave Bondy@DaveBondyTV·
Sure seems like the perfect time to cover Michigan farmland with solar panels. Just look at all that sunshine.
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
@upstatefederlst That amount of time has gotta be including coloring, I've never had a haircut alone take more than 40 min or cost more than $50
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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·
@WanjiruNjoya Depending on which department of the BBC supported it, we also could have been paying for it too through USAID
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Wanjiru Njoya@WanjiruNjoya·
And it's not free to watch BBC - the British people are actually PAYING for BBC to peddle these fictitious narratives. Everyone who watches live television has to pay for this whether they watch it or not 👇
Paul Golding@PaulGolding

Black people came to Britain in the 1500s, until Elizabeth I expelled every last one of them. Then they came again, uninvited, on the Empire Windrush in 1948. That’s it, the entire history of black people in Britain. This ridiculous video is fiction!

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