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"The whole point of civilization is that we exceed the limits of nature. You tedious little primitives."
Commander Guyen, Children of Time
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Alejandro 🏙️🧑🏻💻
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Alejandro 🏙️🧑🏻💻
@SlabbedWorks
🧑🏻💻 Platform Engineering Consultant 🕐🏃 Longevity 📉🏠 Stocks, options & real estate 🤷🏻♂️💁🏻♂️ Daily life drama
Way south of Latin America เข้าร่วม Aralık 2015
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Like tell me you never worked in a company that made money without telling me you never worked in a company that made money.
Alejandro 🏙️🧑🏻💻@SlabbedWorks
Optimizing resources of kubernetes pods is so dumb. What are you even doing in the software industry if you can’t burn money in 256Mi of idle memory for an nginx container in a dev environment.
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Optimizing resources of kubernetes pods is so dumb. What are you even doing in the software industry if you can’t burn money in 256Mi of idle memory for an nginx container in a dev environment.
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Management won’t like this because big investments were made in buying more metal over the past few years.
Alejandro 🏙️🧑🏻💻@SlabbedWorks
I spent 30 mins reviewing post-mortens from last week. TLDR; self-hosting data centers is such a challenge. Even the manager is saying we should start moving more stuff to AWS.
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I spent 30 mins reviewing post-mortens from last week. TLDR; self-hosting data centers is such a challenge. Even the manager is saying we should start moving more stuff to AWS.
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Being 31 makes me feel both young and old for life stuff in general.
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It’s even cheaper this way, a fat AWS bill is cheaper than software engineers over engineering.
Alejandro 🏙️🧑🏻💻@SlabbedWorks
Get stuff shipped ASAP, then optimize.
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I am essentially a PM at this point. All I did today was create tickets, chase people, delegate tasks and troubleshoot prod issues.
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Girlfriend didn’t like the place and convinced me of trying the tacos place in-front first. But we came back after that, lol.
Alejandro 🏙️🧑🏻💻@SlabbedWorks
Famous Brazilian buffets. Affordable food but very tasty!
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Famous Brazilian buffets. Affordable food but very tasty!
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My Brazilian Uber is texting his GF while driving on the highway. Jesus Christ, Rio is such a trash ugly city.
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I had these Helm charts that didn’t have a checksum annotation until now! The pods wouldn’t restart when we made changes… but hey, I have the base library changes and it will probably be rolled out to the missing apps in a month.
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It’s so difficult to assign responsibilities to teams in software companies. Especially when the workforce is limited. You are forced to either do it yourself or be the last to enter a long queue.
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@veggie_eric for e in {1..$(proc)}; do awesome > /dev/null; done
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🧵starting a thread for goated terminal commands and one-liners. I need to up my game, please share your favs below
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@elonmusk Who gives a shit honestly. I want products. Not infinite research.
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I prefer to live in a privilege bubble than like a street dog in any big city.
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Of course I lie about my email and phone number. You are getting nothing from me.
Alejandro 🏙️🧑🏻💻@SlabbedWorks
Brasil loves to ask for CPF for everything. I have no clue what that is so I just tell the person at the store, gym, etc to fill it for me.
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Brasil loves to ask for CPF for everything. I have no clue what that is so I just tell the person at the store, gym, etc to fill it for me.
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