Slim-Pac

Bi*** I'm just a white man, dressed in all black looking like I'm batman, you dont wanna get smacked man, hit you with the backhand, and putchu in the dirt like sandman, stand over you and flex on these hos like He-Man.... and, and, and...

@F_Campos_H @AngryThunderGuy Fg% is all shots, dunks, and layups. And 3p% has its own percentage stat jsyk

@SlimRobbery @AngryThunderGuy And Luka shoots fat more 3s than any of them, hence the difference in fg% since 50% from 2 is considered good while 40% is the one considered elite for 3s.

Shai has better shootingpercentages than Wemby, Luka, and Jokic While being first in the west While having the 2nd most injured team this year The fuck are we talking about

@BetMGM Obviously joker But they will use the team excuse so they can give it to sga

Luka Doncic has entered the MVP convo 🗣️

@brutalfightz2 They fucking

Father Is Being Criticized For Doing This With His Daughter, What Do You Think, Is This Appropriate? Or Is This Low Key Weird? 👀

@MagicJohnson @Ballislife Dam bro got enough rings for every finger and toe. That's krazy

Today is a very special day for me as I will be receiving my 18th championship ring tonight at Dodgers Stadium. We will celebrate our back-to-back World Series Championships at ring night - I’m so excited!!! I currently have (1) Everett High School State Championship, (1) Michigan State NCAA Championship, (11) Lakers Championships - (5) as a player, (5) as a co-owner and (1) as an executive, (1) LAFC Major League Soccer Championship , (1) LA Sparks WNBA Championship ,and (3) World Series Championships with the Dodgers! I actually have a total of (20) lol 😂 but I didn’t include my (2) E-Sports Championships as co-owner of Team Liquid!

@OnyxOdds Joker average a 28 point triple double is true mvp shit with the highest shot percentage. Sga only averaging 3 more points than joker isn't enough. But they like to use the team excuse like 1 man is the reason they are number 1 team 😆 🤣 😂 Mvp has become mvt. S/O Bob pettit

Be honest ... Who's the NBA MVP?

@lacylittledolly @otokyo__ Dam AI wins again. 😆 🤣

@SlimRobbery @otokyo__ it’s ai, love, so no it’s not real

Females in the 80s, what do you notice?

You try to sing solo... but your cat has other plans and nails the missing notes like a legend! 😻😹🎵

@BronGotGame 😆 🤣 Its obvious luka. But they will use the team excuse and vote for sga. At this point mvp is useless award it might as well be mvt. Most valuable team. Bob pettit won it with a terrible team. And some others have as well but now its just a favoritism vote. Not a mvp vote

Which player are you taking? Player A: 33.6 PPG 7.8 RPG 8.3 APG 1.6 SPG Player B: 31.5 PPG 4.4 RPG 6.6 APG 1.4 SPG

The strongest duo in the NBA? #NikolaJokic #JamalMurray #Nuggets #DBZ

@LoveRetroBTW Fax

One of the greatest wrestling video games ever made!

@AshNicoleMoss Ears and nose never stop growing.

someone told me your ears grow a little every year. is that true? i don’t think i can afford mine to get any bigger 😭😭😭

@NBA2KMovement Everybody

Who wants to play 2K , 8 hours a Day for 5K a Month 👀

I’m not a democrat. I’m not a republican. I’m just a man that loves America. I love my country. I love all the people in it. I respect the history. I don’t agree with all of it, but I understand. I really don’t care who disagree or try to bash me up, belittle me. That’s just your opinion man just like this mine mines

@AshNicoleMoss Not a bad idea though 🤔

i just have to say — telling me to do OnlyFans is not the insult y’all think it is. for starters, it’s highlyyy unoriginal. secondly and most importantly, you dweebs would be the first to subscribe. sooooo in my current scenario and yours … i’m paid either way. likeeeee lol

@HumansNoContext 51339 = sleep Rectangle Square Geometry Time for bed. Me plus you equals bedtime. 1bed plus 1man plus 1woman = baby Dreammetric

@AshNicoleMoss You right about defense they have a chance to win but with ayton not wanting to be engaged and the teams defensive problem it will be tough.

y’all in these comments mad, but … despite how the Lakers are playing right now down the stretch — a team of Luka, LeBron & Reaves is just (imo) not enough. defensively they’ve been better, still don’t trust it or Luka. overall not a good team when talking a contender. sorry 🤷🏽‍♀️

@uscfan981 @td_nash Nope

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@ClownWorld @lildickytweets

This guy needs a rapper name Drop your best one below