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Always with the forms and the paperwork. What happened to empathy and understanding.
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Benevolent Hag
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Benevolent Hag
@SmilingGoo
World peace! (alt of @CursedGoo)
San Francisco, CA เข้าร่วม Nisan 2026
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I once dated a guy and we discussed his porn preferences and he felt ashamed/insecure that he jerked off to twinks and also was afraid that I’d think he viewed me as a type of twink and get dysphoric but I put his mind at ease by declaring that a twink is a type of woman
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Benevolent Hag รีทวีตแล้ว
I've moved on from "ragebait."
Now, I create "thinkbait." Tweets that make you reflect on the human condition.
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This is because the weed smoking guy is a lazy bum with no ability to plan ahead, and the heroic hard drugs user has made it past the interviews and gave off good vibes because they have their shit together and they’re a successful person. God rewards hard workers, not stoners.
𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃@TRimamfyen
Drug tests are funny. The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday. The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.
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@GemCaracal This is my favorite gun and I’ve always wanted a wood stock for it and cerakote is the closest I could get
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You can be nobility and have titles and still be poor. You’re still valid!
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I’m a Los Angeles surged up beauty. I’m a philosopher queen. I’m a consultant. I use a bidet.
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Yall get the ick from other kinds of racism but have no pause making constant Jew jokes as if it’s any different
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Happy 20th birthday to Discord! How old were you when you joined?
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Dude you’re sending me titslop. Straight breastcoal. You need to eat more if you want boobgem.
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All I’m saying is any shooter would fear me. I could Macgyver my way into defeating any foe. And I’d save the day. Every time. Everyone would be proud of me. They’d cheer my name. And my school would replace the confederate soldier mascot with me, a true warrior. They’d love me.
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Back in high school I got so good at mentally defeating any potential shooter who could enter the classroom (karate, targeted stapler throws, etc) that I actually had to start playing mental war games and innovating new school shooting tactics just to think up ways to defeat them
Simple@SimonSimplicio
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I eat food to keep myself alive. If you fuck with my food that’s as much of a violation as fucking with my air or water or medicine. This is immediate grounds for cutting someone out of your life.
i like food@messedupfoods
Proof that picky eaters are liars
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Atrocious latency aside, do car manufacturers not realize that reaching your arm all the way to use a touchscreen fucking SUCKS if your car is at all shaking/moving? None of these designs have any sort of elbow/wrist rest for you to stabilize your arm while using it. Super unsafe
Royce@royce_james
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
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@hopes_revenge Twitter user hope hopes hoping instantly vaporized by the clear lake supervolcano, users lament loss of hundreds of unpublished bangers in her drafts. And also at least 230,000 casualties.
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