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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~
๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~@SnarkAndSaltยท
โ› I may be small, but I can still shoot the dumb out of you from ten feet away. โœ โ‰ซ ๐‘ฑ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’•๐’‰ ๐‘ฏ๐’‚๐’“๐’—๐’†๐’๐’๐’† She/Her, 18+ ๐‘ดฬณ๐‘ซฬณ๐‘ตฬณ๐‘ฐฬณ Language, violence, triggers, etc AU, OC and C/O friendly. MS/MV
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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~ เธฃเธตเธ—เธงเธตเธ•เนเธฅเน‰เธง
๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’๐’Œ๐’†๐’“ ๐‘ฌ๐’…๐’Š๐’•๐’” .แŸ (closed)
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แ…  แ…  แ… แ… Welcome to ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’๐’Œ๐’†๐’“ ๐‘ฌ๐’…๐’Š๐’•๐’” .แŸ หš เผ˜โœถ โ‹†๏ฝกหš โ€โžท bunkeredits.carrd.co แ…  โ†ป & โ™ก
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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~@SnarkAndSaltยท
*โœจ๏ธyeetsโœจ๏ธ the pan at his head*
๐‘ซ๐’†๐’‚๐’ ๐‘พ๐’Š๐’๐’„๐’‰๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’†๐’“ ๐–ค@ithinkimadorbs

Eugh. You still want the omelet or naw?

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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~
๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~@SnarkAndSaltยท
I'm 'bout to smack a ho โ€” That's so gross And violates likeโ€” Every health code ever written Shower. Now.
๐‘ซ๐’†๐’‚๐’ ๐‘พ๐’Š๐’๐’„๐’‰๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’†๐’“ ๐–ค@ithinkimadorbs

I didnt take a shower either.

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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~
๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~@SnarkAndSaltยท
I stop for a moment and look between the stone and his retreating footsteps, and I smack myself mentally, but refuse to let it show. I needed my stuff, and he needed his mojo back. The roadhouse would probably provide both. I start walking behind him and reach to snag โ‰ซ
๐‘ซ๐’†๐’‚๐’ ๐‘พ๐’Š๐’๐’„๐’‰๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’†๐’“ ๐–ค@ithinkimadorbs

The cemetery, hoping she'd just trail behind.

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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~
๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~@SnarkAndSaltยท
โ‰ซ Ugh. My eyebrows furrow and then relax, a deep breath wheezing through my nostrils. I didn't apologize. I didn't want to, I wanted to snap him out of it, and it was working. "Sam, I โ€”" I said, my hand finding its way to rest atop the stone. โ‰ซ
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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~
๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~@SnarkAndSaltยท
My eyes go wide and I choke a breath before something stupid slips out. My lips press into one another, and my eyes well up a little as I read Sammy's name and the date on the stone. Wow, did he pull an Elena Gilbert out here in the middle of nowhere and I didn't even see it โ‰ซ
๐‘ซ๐’†๐’‚๐’ ๐‘พ๐’Š๐’๐’„๐’‰๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’†๐’“ ๐–ค@ithinkimadorbs

Revealed to her. Sammy. Today marking one year. "Iโ€” should've told you first thing. We can go to Nebraska, just give me five more minutes."

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โ‰ซ "When the world decides to go dark, you and I both know there's no cryo - whatever - bull-crap that's gonna save anyone, Winchester. Did I really have to come back from the freakin' dead just to remind you of the family business?" I pause, raising to my feet. โ‰ซ
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๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~
๐น๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’-๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐น๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘Ÿ / sh~@SnarkAndSaltยท
Well of course he rolled his eyes at me. And here I was, letting it slide and trying to be nice cuz he was obviously in a mood. I take back the book from him with the snap of my wrist, and hold it behind me, out of his reach. โ‰ซ
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I huff at her snap, another eye roll. "Unfortunately I'm apparently not allowed to die." A snicker before snatching it back from her hands. "Its about this big ol' ship they used cryogenic crap on rich people and the peasants keep it populated\running, etcetera."

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"Heyโ€”" I snap, then bite my lip. My hand clasps over the book and I wrap my fingers around the spine, lifting it up so that I could see. "It's gonna happen sooner or later, we've both seen the world end more times than we can count." I say with a chuckle, leafing through the +
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I chuckle, pushing my hair back out of my face. "You're gonna laugh." I reach in my jacket, pulling the book out. I slap it down on her thigh. "It's about space. When the earth ends."

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