Andreas Nietmann

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@Hania16836 Her life. 🪦

@TaraBull I see 👀you from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦!

I like when they purge bots so I can see my real followers, let me know if you can see me

@lilycoy__ I think you’re doing the opposite of rage farming here. You are obviously a very good looking woman and your freckles are moot. Any heterosexual male would be happy to date you!

the most common thing boys my age say when they see my freckles is “you’d be prettier without them. maybe then someone would even date you” i know they mean well, but it still hurts 🥹🧡

@WilliamShatner Happy Thursday to you, from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦!

Happy Thursday!

Right then. Let me explain something very slowly, because it appears some basic logic has gone missing somewhere over the Atlantic. No serious nation in the history of warfare has spent fourteen months insulting its allies, threatening to annex their territory, siding with their common enemy, and then knocked on their door expecting them to come running to rescue a catastrophe of its own making. That is not how alliances work. That is not how anything works. You abused the UK. You threatened Canada. You tried to grab Greenland. You called the EU an adversary. You praised Putin, the one man every serious NATO ally has spent decades preparing to fight. You hosted Kremlin officials in the Capitol. You undermined European elections. You abandoned Ukraine. You imposed tariffs on your closest partners. You did all of this loudly, proudly, and on camera. And now you are surprised that nobody is returning your calls. Here is a question worth sitting with. Why do you think that is? Is it possible, just possible, that when you treat your allies like enemies for over a year while cuddling up to their actual enemy, those allies might update their opinion of you? Is that concept too complicated? Does that require more working memory than is currently available? You did not plan this war with your allies. You did not consult them. You did not build a coalition. You started a conflict, watched it go sideways, and then got on your knees asking for help from people you spent fourteen months calling weak, corrupt and irrelevant. NATO is not what it was. Not because Europe changed. Because Washington made crystal clear which side it is on. And it is not ours. You want European boots on the ground? Start by explaining why America is more aligned with Moscow than with Brussels. Take your time. We will wait. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Mr_Husky1 Hangerber = 🍔

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@Smil3yAngel Hello from Kitchener.

I'm unlocking my account. I refuse to hide, as I've done nothing wrong. If you're watching me, hello 👋

@iamAtheistGirl Hi from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦. I hope you feel better soon.

hi

Butter is $10. Gas is $1.80. 1,000 people a day are being treated in hospital hallways. But Doug Ford spent the first day back at the Legislature protecting his own phone records. That’s his priority. That’s the choice he’s making. And every time he chooses himself, he’s choosing not to help you.

@sciencegirl Either that or they are drunk on nectar and have passed out.

Very tired Bumblebees sometimes fall asleep in flowers after work

@LauraBabcock @JessieSutherl11 Hey Laura, what is the meaning of “circumvents”? I don’t think it means what you think it means. In fact, according to the dictionary, circumvent means to bypass, evade, or avoid a rule, restriction, or obstacle, often through cleverness, ingenuity, or deception.

Our PM Mark Carney circumvents the globe shoring up alliances while President Trump parties, golfs and begs old allies he’s insulted for help. 🇨🇦

"in my observation, the only parties that have this obsession (with floor crossings) are the parties that no one crosses to" - Prime Minister Stephen Harper, 2012 "I lose my seat, the election, and 3 MPs in 1 year, but it's everyone's fault except mine" - Parasite Pierre

What is the world coming to?? Your personal religious beliefs shouldn’t affect my ability to buy what I want. Grow up! If your religious beliefs don’t allow you to serve customers of all faiths and genders, maybe customer service is not the job for you.

I like this.

@otokyo__ Anybody who has fixed a wristwatch band is intimately familiar with it.

Bet you have no idea what this tiny metal thing is used for

@lady_valor_07 Hippotatamus!

Do you see a DOG or a CAT??