The Spaniel Inquisition

@wanglaurentceo The internet is decentralized - won’t matter to most

95 TO 99% OF ALL GLOBAL INTERNET TRAFFIC FLOWS THROUGH UNDERSEA CABLES AND IRAN JUST THREATENED TO CUT THEM Read that again. Not satellites. Physical glass fiber cables sitting on the ocean floor at 200 feet depth. ZERO protection. 30% of the world's internet passes through ONE chokepoint: the Strait of Hormuz. 20+ cables run through the active war zone RIGHT NOW. Trump gave Iran 48 hours to reopen Hormuz — or he obliterates their power plants. Iran's response: Touch our grid, we cut the cables. The Houthis already proved it works — they hit Red Sea cables earlier in this conflict. Iran watched. Iran learned. Banking. Cloud. Crypto. Communications. Financial markets. ALL of it runs through those cables. This isn't a cyberattack. It's a SCISSORS attack — and the world's internet has no backup plan.

@ThrillaRilla369 Powder? You have to be American. Right? wtf is wrong with using the actual organic and highly nutritious vegetables of onion and garlic instead? Too much work? 🤣

My problem is that I think onion 🧅 and garlic 🧄 powder goes on everything 😂

@rats7 At the lowest nadir of our high trust society they launch this new version of biological Russian roulette

might be breaking an NDA by posting this but i got invited to the "ebay kitchen beta" and everyone needs to see this

@elonmusk You’re quoting Stalin now

Quantity has a quality all its own TERAFAB

@KayStoneArt Beautiful work

My painting "The Old Hare "What does everyone think?

@thenamesMEmM @Ocado The REAL Easter Egg that shares the REAL Gospel of Jesus Christ

Just scrolling @Ocado now and the only egg that declares itself an ‘Easter Egg’ is one for dogs! 🤯 It seems all the big players have erased Easter from packaging 😞 #bringbackEaster

@yhbryankimiq The real penny drop was on my second read through the Bible when I was like whoa, Jesus was actually God all along - tabernacles with Abram, store in fiery furnace, hovered over the deep in Genesis. discovering that for myself was wild.

I am receiving death threats for preaching Jesus Christ. But I will not live in fear. God is with me, and He is my protector. No threat can silence the truth. No fear can overcome faith. I will keep speaking the name of Jesus Christ.

@woofknight Some poor bastard bought those 2 ciabatas…. Wait, he so bought those didnt he

@ChrisMigue21123 @j00ny369T The bigger risk is it floods your air filter and destroys it.

@j00ny369T When doing this, remember to always have carburetor side up. Or your oil will run into your carb and won't start.

Don’t forget to clean your lawn mower.

@j00ny369T RIP air filter

@memcculloch @rising_alba No, theyre not THE aryans, theyre descended from a tribe of east aryans. In other words a small part of them and in that regard quite unique in the middle east

@rising_alba Actually, the Iranians ARE the Aryans. That's where the name Iran comes from. All of us are the honorary ones.

Iranians fully deserve honorary Ayran status right alongside the Japanese.

@AcademicAgent_X Effete Reptilian succubus.

First 3 words that come to your mind.

@unhealthytruth Another karma cafe customer.

Amanda Peet is a Hollywood actress you may have heard of. She partnered w Walgreens to push the 💉. She speaks ill of those who aren’t vaxxed, especially kids. She got all the Covid shots and boosters and then was diagnosed with breast cancer after all of them. So sad.😞

@RealDrewKatz @ImBreckWorsham Well Andrew, simple question: are you supporting the Ukrainian war efforts?

@ImBreckWorsham Who are the war mongers to the left of you? Serious question.

I’m politically homeless. War mongers to the left of me. Pedophiles to the right. I've spent my entire adult career covering politics. I always believed I was on side of the good guys. It hurts......There were none.

@ImBreckWorsham Russia haters to the Left Muslim haters to the Right And all LOVE Israel

@andrewlawrence Let’s see how much those groups donate

Equal treatment for all. Not a penny more for these racist, heterophobic, money-grubbing cunts.

@maxyourtest Sounds like my kind of guy

@lporiginalg Sorry, no refunds, get in the pod

@yosoymario91 @justalexoki Standard for dunking crusts

@justalexoki Try mayonnaise on pizza

pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

@justalexoki It's fine, depends what mood you're in.