Lord Bananas

If for some reason when you try to DM me here and it pings as “failed” just retry it a few times and it should go through (according to everyone whose had the same issue, anyway lol)

If dick ages like a fine wine you know my boy Legolas fixing to beat my pussy to death

@mommymorgue LMAO yes holy shit

fih

Been too deep in the kink, saw this on reddit and thought it said sph 😭 can one of you subs photoshop it for me so it does? Thx

@jadealwayswins I’m crying yes

Fck a cage , I’m putting my subs in this shit

@turboghosto The dirt crave blood

i just feel like there’s no way the whole world is a vampire

@TPRJones Right??

@SpicedSheriff based

Ya yes

@missmommymolly Surround sound or some fancy speakers trust me

I’m trying to watch Dune and I just can’t get into it. What am I doing wrong?

@Spoil_Lia Literally everything we buy is at some level unethical, this planet is dying

I have bad news to you guys, but most of the clothes you wear are being made by low-paid labor in developing countries. Yes, your 300$ set athleisure that you’re wearing, while writing about how unethical Shein is too

@cashforkronos I had just opened my eyes I’m like for real dude 😭

@SpicedSheriff Yikes yeah there’s not enough coffee in the world to deal with that first thing

Everyone point and laugh at this broke ass man who thinks 10 US DOLLARS is enough for OWNERSHIP and WEEKLY VIDEO CALLS (cut out where I let him know he’s delusional bc it would get flagged 🙃) Way to piss me off before the day even started.

@cashforkronos I feel you, I had someone approach today not even knowing the definition of femdom or findom and I was like ok I’m going back to fucking bed chief 👏

@SpicedSheriff Wanted to tear my hair out before 9am

BDSM stands for Bloodborne Dark Souls & Masochism

CUUUTE

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about the legend of zelda”

@SixspadesEnt Beautiful

@SpicedSheriff I give my partner little things all the time. I literally bit his arm and told him it's how sharks flirt and he was happy.

Yall it really is not hard just do SOMETHING

@finfaithxo I didn’t even know there were pink GameCubes wtf!!!

i’m collecting sub funded pink consoles and i’m obsesssed 😍

@TPRJones Thank youuu I love it 😣 I never want to go back lol

@SpicedSheriff No one but you is entitled to an opinion on your hair, but I for one am glad you like it short. It looks so good on you!

“why don’t you grow your hair out?” I DONT NEED TO GROW MY FUCKING HAIR OUT??? If I want long hair suddenly I can wear wigs dumbass.

@TPRJones It’s like most women have long hair 😭 easy to find, it just ain’t me chief

@SpicedSheriff A world full of women with long hair and they gotta spend their time harassing you like this? Shameful behavior.