Rt Hon Helena Handbasket, MP

@googlemaps Gulf of America? You are pitiful toadies.

@SoftSide1 @mouthntrousers That guy is just SO handsome, I swoon!

The news just said, “It feels like 105 outside,” but Chonk says it feels fine to him because he’s now “What you call indoorsy,” compliments of @mouthntrousers 😻

@LauraMLippman All those complaining kids should thank the hippies for normalizing premarital sex.

@sportpeppercat 🎶🎶 Doctor doctor, gimme the news…

The doctor is in. How may I help?

This childless cat lady is a U.S. Senator.

@HenryEOliver @IanDunt

@IanDunt Imagine how it feels living here.

Every time you check in with American politics it seems to have gone more completely insane. It's all operating with real high wattage batshittery over there.

@hugorifkind Legend

Am in total awe of this.

RT @briantylercohen: .@PeteButtigieg: "If your party has been systematically against unions, against a higher minimum wage, against paid fa…

@sportpeppercat You were born for greatness, Sport.

It’s hard to believe it only took 36 hours for me to transform from scared street kitten into confident house cat.

@RudeFulk @BitchestheCat Gorgeous!

@BitchestheCat In October, same year, we got a similar deal. May I present Mango then and now.

4 years ago right about meow, the parents got a call about a stray kitten at a hot dog stand that changed everything.

@beckbjj @giantcat9 Xwitter?

@giantcat9 Every time someone on TV calls it something other than twitter, I scream at the TV. When I see it in writing as something other than twitter, my brain still reads "twitter".

@giantcat9 Dog people need unconditional adoration. Cats are for people who can embrace ambiguity in their relationships.

@shannonminter5 Such a pretty girl. It breaks my heart when queens give birth so young, and still they try so hard to care for their babies.

Sally

@danahaviland We already pay taxes to educate other people’s children, that’s the price we pay for a civilized society.

Um, she's not the one with 7 corporate bankruptcies, a failed airline, a failed magazine, a failed scam university, three failed casinos, a failed pandemic response, the worst jobs record of any U.S. president, two impeachments, and 34 criminal convictions, but ok.

@youngvulgarian None shall pass!

@beckbjj Love it

Found on FB. Not sure who to give credit unfortunately. #CatLadiesUnite #CatLadiesForKamala #CatLadies4Kamala

@patrynard So the infertile and the people who made the responsible choice not to have children they could not afford are less than full citizens?

@dragonsmoke_15 @JortsTheCat So the infertile and the people who made the responsible choice not to have children they could not afford are less than full citizens?

@JortsTheCat I see why Trump likes him. He has tiny, dainty hands.

Yes this is offensive, but more than that it’s just SO fuckin weird