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The bell tolls. 🔔 Entrant #5 has entered the Degenerate Royal Rumble: ART SCHLICHTER — "King Arthur." A busted crown, a fanny pack of pills, and a NARCAN pen in each holster. He's the Cal Ripken of degeneracy: ~50 jails, banned since '83, and a rap sheet that STILL isn't done. Five in the ring 👇

@TrojanFBx @TheBuckeyeNut @BuckeyeShawn007 @Buckeye_Nation @BuckeyeNatty @DylanEveryday My favorite Buckeye:

True or False: USC and Ohio State will be playing in the conference championship game this season 🤔

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Said a million times over.. Here’s my most American take and I will die on this hill: if you took the elite athletes from our four real sports — the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the NHL — and put them on a soccer pitch, we’d win the World Cup (every year... or 4 years?). Maybe not this year. But give us a training camp? It’s over. And honestly, I’m not fully convinced we’d even need the camp.

In case you're wondering why America will never win a World Cup, it's because our best athletes play football and basketball. Had Erling Haaland been raised in America, he would've switched to real football by age 8 and played tight end for Ohio State and in the NFL!

@Erling I submit, he's quite a likable person and I'm on the Norway bandwagon.

Well well well 😂

@Erling I guess the media is making us fall in love with Erling Haaland... and it's working. He's pretty likable.

Here come the… Vikings 🇳🇴👊🏻

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The bell tolls. 🔔 Entrant #5 has entered the Degenerate Royal Rumble: ART SCHLICHTER — "King Arthur." A busted crown, a fanny pack of pills, and a NARCAN pen in each holster. He's the Cal Ripken of degeneracy: ~50 jails, banned since '83, and a rap sheet that STILL isn't done. Five in the ring 👇

@FOXSports I'll miss Mexico's fans the most. Mariachi bands outside opponents' hotels at 2am is what this tournament is about. (in bio)

The co-host gave us a FIFA World Cup to remember. Thank you, Mexico 🇲🇽

@FabrizioRomano Gonna miss Mexico's fans more than any team. Mariachi bands outside opponents' hotels at 2am is peak tournament. (in bio)

🚨🇲🇽 Mexico confirm plan made before the World Cup: Javier Aguirre leaves his job as head coach. Rafa Márquez has signed in as new head coach to lead Mexico long term project. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

The President called FIFA to reverse a red card for Team USA. We lost 4-1 anyway. Messi cried. FIFA rented a cat an apartment. A billionaire's stomach started eating itself. This week's Sludge: why you can't rig the ending — no matter who's trying 👇

🎯 Sport Sludge: Pick of the Day France Over Morocco B/C they are supposed to be France's greatest team ever, so they won't lose just quite yet... next round they are out. WORLD CUP · Odds: -170 sportsludge.com

📊 SLUDGE MORNING SLATE — 2026-07-09 Yesterday: 6-3 (+2.74u) Record (5+ edges): 114-90 (+9.99u) · 55% beat the close 🎯 Today's biggest Sludge edges: Kansas City Royals +123 — model 52% vs market 42% (10-pt, MLB) Atlanta Braves -123 — model 62% vs market 53% (9.4-pt, MLB) Minnesota Twins +109 — model 54% vs market 45% (9-pt, MLB) Full board → sportsludge.com · graded receipts → sludge-line.wwolfe99.workers.dev/receipts

Hot Clicks 📷Happy 4th of July... America!!! Hot girl with American Bikini

📊 SLUDGE MORNING SLATE — 2026-07-05 Yesterday: 6-4 (+1.53u) Model all-time: 110-89 (+4.71u) · 44% beat the close 🎯 Today's biggest Sludge edges: 1. Kansas City Royals +119 — model 61% vs market 43% (17.7-pt, MLB) 2. Chicago White Sox +123 — model 56% vs market 42% (13.4-pt, MLB) 3. Athletics -122 — model 63% vs market 53% (10.3-pt, MLB) Full board → sportsludge.com · graded receipts → sludge-line.wwolfe99.workers.dev/receipts

and Pete Rose is wearing a shirt of Pete Rose... that's hysterical to me... anyway?

The Gambler's music hits. 🎵 Entrant #4 has SPRINTED into the Degenerate Royal Rumble: Pete Rose. 4,256 hits, banned for life, and already dragging a card table into the corner to take action on everybody else. Tiger's still on the mat. Vote's now a 4-way 👇

Belgium is a joke: Country Road will be playing at the end of the game.

@BBGreatMoments Here's a better debate. Who's the coolest degenerate... Rose is in the Hall of Fame, just not baseball... WWE

Nobody hit more singles than Pete Rose, with 3,215, the foundation of his record hit total. Ty Cobb and Eddie Collins follow. The single is the humblest hit, and Rose collected them more than anyone, one line drive and infield knock at a time.

Here's a better debate: The Gambler's music hits. 🎵 Entrant #4 has SPRINTED into the Degenerate Royal Rumble: Pete Rose. 4,256 hits, banned for life, and already dragging a card table into the corner to take action on everybody else. Tiger's still on the mat. Vote's now a 4-way

Which legend would you rather have for their entire career? 👀 Pete Rose or Ken Griffey Jr.?

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