Spot Bitcoin ETF

A little bit about me: * Right now I’m a 6” tall stack of papers * Before launch I’ll about double in size * I enjoy creating and redeeming shares, safely holding Bitcoin in custody, and playing Minecraft

@JSeyff Quick glance — Thought you were eating a rattlesnake with some fixins.

Tonight was ooni pizza oven night. Capped it off with a dessert pizza. Nutella, Pistachio cream, chocolate and Marshmallows 🔥

@EricBalchunas @Super70sSports I really can’t get enough Leslie Nielsen lines.

What’s the best one-liner in movie history?

@jackson_br67676 @LynAldenContact

@LynAldenContact where is the central / south jersey cutoff because I think I the best is central NJ

The thing about Philly and South Jersey is that while we are known for cheesesteaks, we actually have some of the best pizza in the country. Plenty of Italian pros here. When I’m asked NYC or Chicago Pizza, my answer is Philly and South Jersey Pizza. I’ll go to bat for that.

@wakeupnj Eventide in Monmouth Beach at sunset.

This year will be making an attempt to hit every shore town in New Jersey Any places I should visit while I'm in a particular one, restaurant/food truck, museum, arcade 😀?

@EricBalchunas What a fantastic person, Eric! These things are never easy, but I hope you take comfort in his having lived a very full and wonderful life.

Back today after being out of commission for a while. I lost my dad about 10 days ago. We were close. I knew the day would come, he was declining health-wise, but it didn't soften the blow. But he lived a full life and we spent good time together recently and that is comforting.

@nytimes @TheAthletic If they’re gonna go that far, I say we let this one slide.

From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. nyti.ms/4r10aaA

For some reason Twitter thinks I’m the target market for Colonial era clothes. It may be right.

Ryan Gosling making the SNL cast break character and bust a gut nonetheless as Beavis makes my fucking day 😂

@teddyfuse I respect that you are HODLing iced coffee through the deepest dips in temp.

3 degrees Fahrenheit. Lobbing them to death.

@teddyfuse This violates both CT state and divine law. I will pray for you. 🙏

Large iced in 9 degrees Fahrenheit + platform tennis @ 6 am.

@stevenmcclurg Don’t make me sad on a Friday night.

Crypto is in the bear market that no one wants to admit as a bear market. Slow grind lower until the World Series, or maybe even until after midterm elections.

Today, Grayscale Ethereum Staking ETF (Ticker: $ETHE) became the first U.S. Ethereum ETP to distribute staking rewards back to investors. Note: $ETHE is trading ex-dividend today as of the open. Read the press release: globenewswire.com/news-release/2…

@teddyfuse So many of your tweets are the exact tweets I would tweet if I were tweeting.

GM “You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.” Meditations 12.36

@EricBalchunas He really could’ve just re-written I Wanna Be Sedated — 🎶Twenty twenty twenty-four hours to go-o-o, Maria Bartiromo …🎶

"a viewer named joey" what a cool story

@RichardHanania It’s unfortunate that AI George Washington looks like real life Bernie Madoff.

Glenn Beck created an AI George Washington to interview. He gave him biceps and told him to speak in ways kids would understand. Beck looks deeply touched by his message. And you still think AI is a bubble?

@teddyfuse Conceding that getting hit in the face with that guy’s axe is worse than a crypto drawdown.

@SpotBitcoinETF HEAVY casualties in both columns as I understand it "Though the Germanic tribes were checked temporarily, the Marcomannic Wars foreshadowed the large-scale invasions of the 4th and 5th centuries that would contribute to the disintegration of the Western Roman Empire."

GM “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive: to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” Meditations 8.36

@teddyfuse Arguably tougher.

@SpotBitcoinETF no but he did have to handle the Marcomannic Wars that saw Germanic and Sarmatian tribes pushing into Roman territory from the north.

@etfAction A ‘33 Act crypto ETP for a ‘40 Act crypto ETF would cleanly solve the problem, no?

Question for all you crypto ETF aficionados: Given the pullback in digital assets, are we going to see a lot of tax-loss harvesting going into year-end given there's dozens of ETFs tracking the same token? Arguably selling $IBIT and buying $FBTC doesn't meet the letter of the law but that hasn't stopped people from selling $SPY and buying $IVV in the past. @JSeyff @EricBalchunas @Todd_Sohn @NateGeraci

@teddyfuse By strange, you mean awesome!

Malls are so strange