Elvis Presley

@catturd2 Ditto

NOOOOO!

To beat the robot vacuum cleaner, you have to think like the robot vacuum cleaner

Kansas firefighters had to extract this chubby boy from a recliner chair after he tried to escape from going to the vet. The chair is ruined but the cat is fine. Photo: Overland Park Fire

@heavensbvnny @MissClioMurray Here’s one of my old school pictures

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

@ShaggyCoe Thank you

@SqueakyElvis Baby water wipes are good,they only contain water,no nasties 🙏🏻

Mr Elvis Presley is a little old man now and his grooming could use some help. He bites combs and bathes are a very no go. Looking for suggestions for a kitty cleaning wipe I use on him that will not leave residue harmful to him when he does groom.

@KaiaIsland Thank you

Elvis Presley in the Jungle Room

@robwatters9 @TheTradingwolf0 Yeah I know. Just trying to make a point. I am familiar with the history of WWII

@SqueakyElvis @TheTradingwolf0 Not quite accurate. The US only joined the war after Germany declared war on them. Dragged kicking and screaming into it. Never been a reliable ally and don’t get me started on “friendly fire” from the US.

Donald Trump asked the world to join a multinational naval coalition to keep the Strait of Hormuz open. 🇮🇹 Italy: Rejected 🇪🇸 Spain: Rejected 🇯🇵 Japan: Rejected 🇫🇷 France: Hesitant 🇨🇦 Canada: Rejected 🇦🇺 Australia: Rejected 🇨🇳 China: No response 🇰🇵 North kore: ….see more

@catshealus @ThurstonWaffles Pill popper.

@ThurstonWaffles Cat parents: drop ONE cat product that made your life easier. I’m curious.

Call in sick

How is Frankenstein not on your list. It was by far the best Frankenstein movie I’ve seen. The colors were amazing. Visually stunning. I was amazed by this movie. Didn’t look at my phone one time. I just couldn’t take my eyes off the screen. I loved the storyline. It was the best film I’ve seen in years.

People who don't watch many movies love talking about how there were so few good movies last year. In reality '25 was one of the best years for movies I can remember. Here's my top ten for last year in no order (and I still have a few yet to see):

@DurranSean All of my cats have lived long healthy lives indoors and were very happy. Elvis is a very happy kitty. I’ve tried to take him outside once he was scared. Some do walk their kitties with a harness and leash

Furs we have a question 🙋🏻‍♂️ do you think it’s okay for the kittens to live indoors for there life ? Because Felix our neighbor died of fiv so it could be danger ⚠️ to let them out if there is fiv going around #hedgewatch

@theblingsnatty I suppose it can be goggled. I saw a tweet and goggled it. The director wanted a real reaction so he talked to the male actor so they set her up.

@SqueakyElvis Thanks for the information

This movie was rumoured to be a true life story. 😢😭

@saniyafatma1278 That’s how the cat distribution system works

I have no idea whose cat this is, nobody around me seems to know. He is friendly but very thin. The last month he has been waiting at my front door or under a nearby bush/car and follows me when I get home. I’ve taken to feeding him as his bones/ rib cage are showing. Today when I got home after food shopping he ran up to me meowing loudly so I let him in as the weather was pants. After some food, he decided to lie down on my bed. Think I may have been adopted?!

@CarneyPurr67561 They expect so much from us

How am I supposed to run our country on 23 hours of sleep?

@Thebiglade Shield

What is the best TV series you’ve ever seen? And you can’t list Mad Men, Seinfeld, The Wire, Breaking Bad, GoT, sopranos, or The Office.

Call her city councilman and the pound. The city councilman is elected and will act on it. Mommy did that and next thing she knows animal control is responding and the city is issuing citations for an overgrown lawn. Not weeks. Days. Alert the police too. The local station. They will add the house to their hot list so if it’s called they will respond in minutes multiple units. All true. Seen it happen

This woman is afraid of her neighbor’s dogs. They keep breaking through the fence, when she complains to the neighbor, they offer no help, they tell her to call the pound. The dogs come into the yard and try to attack her dog, they urinate everywhere and try to enter her dog door into her home and tried to eat her cats. At this point she feels she’s exhausted all of her options. Is there anything else she can do at this point, what would you do?

In 2011, a quiet walk in London’s Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off, chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was filmed running helplessly far behind him. Interestingly, the dog had previously been given up by the charity Guide Dogs for the Blind because he was deemed "unsuitable" for service.