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@Superior_C0mp @P1ckChu Implanted h-what.

@P1ckChu @Squishyisms Yep, there's my pride and joy. At least she thinks she is, with twenty-five years worth of implanted memories, she's the current protector of Chicago. Her body hosts my DNA code and is a perfect host for the symbiote clone I had a while ago.

My daughter told me to acknowledge this, so... HAPPY MIKU DAY

@Superior_C0mp @P1ckChu Haha, it's the one squirrelly thing that wanted to snap you in half when I was still a suit!

@P1ckChu I believe you've already met them, come hither, @Squishyisms

I'm not Drake, but you won't get that follow back ya cunt.

@Superior_C0mp YEEAAAAAAAAA

@Superior_C0mp I SMOKE FILTERED CRACK YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT I'LL KILL YO-

@Squishyisms WHAT

WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES

@Superior_C0mp THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN

@Squishyisms The hell are you on, my child.

@Spider_34ter It's temporary at best, but if I want to be an esteemed prodigy genius superheroine, I may as well look the part, right? (Her mask shifts like a blended liquid to bring up features until they come together. A few frog blinks and a shake, before she smiles.) Look familiar?

@Squishyisms Yeah, of course! Let’s see what you’ve got, girl.

I THINK MY DAD HAS MY NUMBER BLOCKED WHAT THE FACK

@Spider_34ter Noted. How about I try to take your mind off things, eh? I'm still trying to pin my whole main look despite the fact that I can look like anybody. Wanna see my favorite so far to see if you approve?

@Squishyisms Bells. I love you with my whole heart but I’m just gonna will for it to happen. Imma let whatever entity is controlling fate handle his ass, back to front.

• 𝑺𝒆𝒆 𝒎𝒆, 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒘. 𝑰’𝒎 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒕. • » Kieran Miros, Spiderman of Earth-34730. » Commonly known as “Spider-Eater” #ITSV #ATSV #MCURP #MVRP

@Spider_34ter Woah, woah, woah! Easy there, Cujo! This is still my dad we're talking about, regardless of his asshole-ry. I know you're hurting, but we both know that's out of the realm of possibility and necessity.

@Squishyisms I wanted to stomp his face in, honestly. But hey, I guess you gotta let men be men, right? I fucking hate that man and I need him to cry in his sleep every night, and I want ugly crying not the one tear rolling down the cheek cheap bullshit. I need to fucking kill him-

@Spider_34ter Yeah... That's my old man for you. Telling you there's oodles of other fish in the sea won't help either. Despite being alive for just a year, even I know that he lost you and not vice-versa, Kieran.

@Squishyisms Oh they’re definitely feeling each other up. I genuinely am not able to stand seeing my fucking ex tryna get with my sister, literally no thank you. He could’ve just told me “hey I actually don’t have feelings for you at all, I like your sister tho what’s her number” bitchass

@Spider_34ter You sure it's less "gunning for" and more and just more, you know... Feeling each other out? Not up- Snrk! Out, not up. Sorry, sorry. You seem like the type to not want to be in that awkward half-friend space either, eh?

@Squishyisms Oh no, I’m just saying like he’s gunning for her now. So that’s kinda the reason why me and Octavius aren’t friends, not like he even wanted to be friends anyway.

@Spider_34ter ... Yeah, what about it? They givin' you problems, because I eat problems for breakfast.

@Squishyisms … So, remember how I told you I have a sister-

@Spider_34ter Damn. You taking it hard? Bet you guys are still sorta friends at least, right?

@Squishyisms OOOOOH BITCH IF YOU THINK SENDING A HOLOGRAM OF A RECORDING OF HIM BREAKING UP WITH ME IS LETTING ME DOWN EASY YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYY But nah, he didn’t. Stole his credit card though, made a lot of purchases before I gave it back! Gotta run that man for his money.

@Spider_34ter Tell me he let you down easy...

@Squishyisms And guess how we broke up, girl, oh my god you’re never gonna believe it!

@Spider_34ter GASP! NO... REALLY?! With you?! No way! Bwuh?! GAAAAAAASP

@Squishyisms We broke up.

@Spider_34ter Lay it on me, Kiki! I'm all ears!

@Squishyisms Aw poor girl. At least you’re back now, I got some hot gossip for you involving your… er, dad!

@Spider_34ter Dad sent me through a portal to Chicago and said to keep it as good as he keeps his city...

@Squishyisms BELLAAAAA I MISSED YOUUUU WHERE YOU BEEN GIRL