Adam Tercyak-Morgan

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What would it look like for hitters if the Red Sox lowered the Monster? ✍️ @StGAdam talksox.com/news-rumors/ju…

Red Sox Nation: is Pedroia a Hall of Famer? ✍️ @StGAdam talksox.com/news-rumors/bo…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! But twitter says its my 10 year. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@NPR Have they considered starting with a runner on second to see if that speeds it up?

The House will need a 10th round of voting to agree on a speaker — a first since the theory of evolution was introduced by Darwin in 1859. n.pr/3idfD9F

Thanks @lafineequipe0 for spending 1,894 minutes with me in 2022. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2EMmqQQ…

What do you think a Venn Diagram of sound of children being murdered and sound kids make on a playground is? Its just a solid circle, innit?

Just because its not in the word list doesn’t mean its not a word. #nytspellingbee #dickhead

Read @StGAdam review of @dinosaurjr at @granadatheater in #DallasTX ... survivingthegoldenage.com/dinosaur-jr-gr…

BREAKING: The CDC just announced that this is Sparta.

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To lighten the mood in the week between Christmas and New Years: if two or more members of a friend group get Covid call them Omicronies. #covidchristmas #NewYear2022 #omicron

@PFTompkins As my mother tells it, she had to tell me Santa wasn’t real because I got so scared of a stranger entering our home while we were asleep. I guess the “stranger danger” conversation really stuck with me.

I would love to hear from any parents who didn’t do Santa because they didn’t want to “lie” to their kids. How long did this plan last? How did you explain it to your children when asked about Santa? Any regrets? I am genuinely curious. SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS!

@Steve_Perrault Leaving a Red Sox, crossing the street a car comes barrelling towards us. It stops. People look at it cussing it out and Manny Ramirez sticks his head out the window and waves. That was after Manny’s last game in Boston. Got traded the next day.

If the Red Sox win tonight (Peacock starting, bullpen depleted, awful against the Rays, Tropicana the worst stadium in sports) then I’m sending a huge pizza to someone that replies to this with their funniest encounter ever at Fenway 🍕

@tomhollandoates This is literally the most surprising @ I’ve ever received. Yes, that was me and @dan_derks. DM me and I can get you some stuff.

.@nytimes what are we even doing here? #gigging #spellingbee

Tfw you seeing John Wilkes Booth trending and you think something happened to him, only to remember he died 156 years ago

I guess next time I pray for a coup, I’ll have to be more specific.

@AudraMayPhoto @therealdoth You have participated in at least one end of the year list so don’t put this all on me. You have it in you.

If you were playing a drinking game where you took a shot every time Brian Williams said “too early,” you are now a ghost. I give my deepest sympathy to your family. #MSNBC2020