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“You cannot d£al with anybody, we’re f!ghting for our rights and you’re saying you’ll d£al with us, you cannot intim!date us” - Retired Police officers vs current Police officers as they protest for their pension👮‍♀️ Who go settle this matter like this ?😭💔

Common sense 101:

How tall are you ?

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

PRESS STATEMENT INEC CHAIRMAN HAS NO ACCOUNT ON X, DISREGARD PARTISAN FABRICATIONS The attention of the Office of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), has been drawn to a malicious and coordinated campaign of calumny circulating on social media. The false claim alleges that the INEC Chairman, Prof. Joash Amupitan, SAN, has, in the past, endorsed a partisan post on the platform X (formerly Twitter). The Commission wishes to state categorically that this allegation is entirely baseless, a total fabrication, and a figment of the imagination of its purveyors. For the avoidance of doubt, the INEC Chairman does not own or operate any personal account on X. He has at no time engaged in partisan commentary, nor has he ever associated himself with any political leaning or activity in his private or public capacity. This contrived X post is a desperate attempt to impugn the integrity and neutrality of the Chairman at a critical period when the Commission is focused on significant electoral reforms and preparations for upcoming polls. It is a needless distraction designed to stir public distrust in the electoral umpire. Beyond this partisan mischief, the Commission is aware that cybercriminals have been on the prowl, utilising fake social media accounts in the Chairman’s name to defraud unsuspecting Nigerians. We wish to place it on record that several of such fraudulent accounts had been identified and reported to security agencies in the past. This latest fabrication is merely a continuation of a criminal pattern aimed at exploiting the Commission’s profile for illicit gains. The Commission will not fold its arms while the character of its leadership is being assassinated by digital imposters and mischief-makers. We wish to notify the public that we are working in close collaboration with relevant security agencies and cyber-intelligence units to track and identify the individuals or groups behind this identity theft and misinformation. Let it be clearly understood that the Commission will ensure that these imposters face the full wrath of the law. Identity theft and the dissemination of deepfake or forged social media interactions are criminal offenses under the Cybercrimes Act. Those responsible for this mischief will be tracked and prosecuted to serve as a deterrent to others who believe the digital space is a safe haven for criminality. The general public is hereby urged to disregard this falsehood in its entirety. We will continue to disseminate official information regarding the Commission and the Chairman’s activities only through our verified institutional channels and formal press statements. The Commission remains undeterred and fully committed to its mandate of delivering free, fair, and credible elections for all Nigerians. E-Signed: Adedayo Oketola Chief Press Secretary/Media Adviser to the INEC Chairman Abuja, Nigeria. 10th April, 2026

In the city where I grew up, there was no number 1 that they didn't fall. Alora o. Aiye o. Eiye o. Vikings o, Pyrates o, Klansmen o, Maphites o. The so called Jewmen are the ones laying pipe for their bani now. At your big age, continue dey do abrakaya & clancacabinet.

Sanitary pad companies being owned by men will NEVER make sense to me

Financially, how are you?

Naming my son Khvicha Kvaratskhelia so when they’re calling out students owing school fees, the accountant just skips his name>>>

Instead of buying fuel this night, I carried my charger to this lounge, bought 2 Flying Fish, and charged my phone till 100%. I can’t keep up!

Skills or Degrees?

All these bybit vendor man ! Money is 2.2 m plus you’re begging me to collect 2 m I say no , 2.1 I say no 2.150 I say no !!! I keep saying NO PLEASE CANCEL you dey haggle dey beg. So make I dash you 100-200k plus ??? You no dey fear ask that kain thing for this economy ? If I give you sef you no go fear ?? wtf man Like 3 of them back to back before one paid complete. These people and bolt riders that accept your ride then start asking you to pay more no let me swear for you .

i hate sharing my powerbank 😭😭

Hot take but Asoebi has zero ROI I work a 9-5 Fridays I can’t wear an heavily beaded corset to work Saturday I can’t wear someone’s Asoebi to another persons party Sunday, my unit has a specific corporate outfit to wear So when do I get to wear my Asoebi 250k ?