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@SkySportsDarts Bunting really! His selection has nothing to do with darts, peoples champion my arse! 🎯🎯🎯

BREAKING: The 2026 Premier League Darts line-up has been made official! These are the eight players taking part this year 🎯🔒

@rockstar_13_ The wheels came off, again Joe. It's a game of darts, play the board not the opponent. Hard to do, however others can do it. 🎯🎯🎯

If that’s darts , I don’t want no part of it! Always liked Mensur away from the board but that was plain for all to see! I don’t think I’m alone in feeling this way. The old guard will say it’s part of the game but word it how you will - it’s CHEATING! That’s not darts 😓

@bootlegger1974 Perfection right there Captain! 👍🏼🍻

Deeeeew just done a bit of bacon and sausage on the outdoor Ninja absolutely glorious lads 👌

Get in! Come on Leeds! mot⚽ #ALAW #lufc

@LUFC On a plate! Christ on a bike! mot⚽ #lufc #ALAW

17' Goal QPR. Saito gives the hosts the lead. 1-0

@LUFC mot⚽ #lufc #ALAW

🙌 #LUFC defeat FA Cup Fifth Round finalists Millwall

Great goal! Get in! & breathe. mot⚽ #lufc #ALAW

Premier League referee my arse! mot⚽️ #lufc #ALAW

@bootlegger1974 Nice work Captain! 🤣👍🏼🍻

Just nipped out to pick up some bits for the cheesecake 👌

@bootlegger1974 Have a great weekend Captain! 👍🏼🍻

Bore da a stunning morning here in north wales what a difference a day makes 👌always remember that sooner or later the storm clouds disappear and the sun will shine again be lucky lads

@FabrizioRomano He’ll be airborne, surly can’t survive now.

🚨 Tottenham have conceded 16 goals (!) in the last 6 Premier League games. ⚪️📉 Zero PL clean sheets in the last month.

@IFLTV @Tyson_Fury He’s full of codshite!

FURY ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT ‼️ Tyson Fury has announced his retirement from boxing following his loss to Oleksandr Usyk. Happy retirement to one of British boxing’s greats. A fantastic career 👏 🎬 @Tyson_Fury #TysonFury | #BoxingNews | #GypsyKing | #HeavyweightBoxing

@bootlegger1974 Safe travels Captain. 👍🏼🍻

Well it’s been one glorious crack of the whip👌flying back 7 ish gutted I didn’t book the early flight now hate hanging around🥊just wanna get on the settee with a pint of milk and cheese and onion butty👌go well

@DAZNBoxing @JohnnyFisherBox Then Allen was robbed.

𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗛 💥 Six months ago @JohnnyFisherBox did this 😳

@bootlegger1974 🤣 Old Chinese proverb Captain, swinging chain in toilet means warm seat. 👍🏼🍻

The allocation ratio of bog roll needs looking at by the Spanish government

@bootlegger1974 Heavy night Captain? 🤣👍🏼🍻

I’m laying the duck low my heads pounding and my ass is too

Tanaka’s superb strike totally forgotten about, I wonder why? mot⚽️ #lufc #ALAW

#LUFC Fans, If you can’t laugh what can you do? Things that are better in goal than Meslier… Reply with GIFs only.

@LeedsXtra_ The reason I don’t follow you. mot⚽️

WHERE ARE THE FARKE OUTERS NOW?? #LUFC

@IsraelWhites He is actually 6’6” mot⚽️

1️⃣ You’re 6 foot 5 with 2 foot arms with huge sticky gloves on the end of them. The balls is 8 foot off the ground. CATCH THE BALL! 2️⃣ If, for some reason you can’t catch it, TIP IT OVER THE BAR! 3️⃣ If you can’t tip it over, PUNCH IT forward, far away from the goal. #LUFC