Stef, in Texas

@clutchthebear 🎄

Merry Christmas 🎅! Comment a 🎄 if you want this present

Enjoying the kind of silence only achieved after every one opens their new Lego sets. #MerryChristmas

RT @stingjr: #ProBowlVote  + @stingjr Every RT counts as a vote 🙏🏽

@DreamTeamApple1 @HoustonTexans First game of the 2013 season, vs the Chargers. We were the late Monday night game. I was up watching with a brand new baby.

@HoustonTexans Have the Houston Texans ever played a regular-season game that kicked off at 9:05 PM central time? I want to say no. I definitely can't remember it off the top of my head over the past 23 years. I do remember a late preseason game one time but that's about it. Not a season game.

Get comfy everyoneeee

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Orange you glad we added navy on orange finally? On sale this weekend for $19.99 for most sizes. If I get at least 10 reposts I’ll give one away to a reposter. RamShirts.com is the only place to get it.

The battle for the Silver Boot returns! Thanks to the @TexasLottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS

@ribzoftiktok That butter has a bite mark 😬

Never buying tortillas again

Ethan Hunt died at the end of Movie 3. His heart stopped, and it cannot restart using percussive maintenance. Every other movie is hallucinations from his neurons as he dies.

For the Mothers Day finale, introducing my kids to the Keanu classic, “Speed”.

RT @RamShirts: If LMC gets 4 K’s today a random person who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site…

If Batters 1-3 get 3 hits combined tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site. This “PTS” was by @dlock13 who says “Altuve & Paredes both hitting well lately, Yordan is due w/ how hard he’s been hitting the ball”

If The Diesel gets a Quality Start tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site. This “Pick the Stat” was by @AHunter27T who says “He’s thrown 6ip in every start this season & only given up 3 runs once vs the Mets”

🔥If Cy-Fair Alum Wesneski gets at least 5 K’s tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site. This “Pick the Stat” was by me who says “If I assign you a day to pick the stat and send you two DMs please respond” 🫤

🚶🏻If Walky McWalkerson gets an XBH or scores a run this afternoon a random person who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site.⚾️ This “Pick the Stat” was by @bigmike1214 who says “Time for him to get going”

🤘🏽If Cam hits an XBH tonight someone who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice.⚾️ This “Pick the Stat” was by @ratedrsportspod

💥If Rake Meyers gets an XBH today someone who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice. Today’s pick is by @heyxava who mentions “Seems like he’s been hitting pretty well lately” ⛵️

☄️ If Ronel strikes out Mike Trout or atleast 6 batters tonight someone who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice. This “Pick the Stat” was by @RipGriffin3

☝🏽If Yordong gets an RBI this afternoon someone who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice. This “Pick the Stat” was by @gamedaychug I’m trying to get him 50 new followers go follow him! 🫶🏽

Don’t kill the messenger: ⚾️ If Wesneski strikes out at least 5 batters or Cam Smith strikes out tonight someone who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice. This pick by @JRandolphTX may be an attempt to reverse some jinx you all believe in.