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Steve Markham

@SteveM962

Just an ordinary data analyst (if you can call them ordinary) who writes the occasional book for children. 13 and counting...)

Gainsborough, England เข้าร่วม Mart 2010
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Steve Markham
Steve Markham@SteveM962·
@YesterdaysBrit1 No, but my brother did and I wasn't allowed to touch it because he was a selfish, possessive arse. Sadly, 50 odd years later he hasn't changed much.
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Not wishing to add fuel to the fire but there seems to be an inordinate amount of dissent at Edie McCredie being sidelined in the reboot of #Balamory. PC Plum, get on the case please. #justiceforedie
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Steve Markham@SteveM962·
At the end of the day, Miles, you reached the grand final of #mastermind. Few can claim to have achieved that feat. You did yourself proud.
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Steve Markham@SteveM962·
@Edwina_Currie You obviously went to a crappy school then, Edwina. I remember my school dinners being very tasty. Lots of veg and, I suspect, far better than the rubbish served up today.
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Edwina Currie@Edwina_Currie·
Romantic rubbish! School dinners were horrible. Ruined veg were only the start .. food was burnt or undercooked, over salty, white bread, little protein, no fruit of any kind .. we had Scouse (lamb stew) disgusting! Only the puds were edible & so bad for our teeth ..👇👇🤬🤬
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole

A British school dinner in 1975 was cooked on-site, from whole ingredients, by a dinner lady who knew, without consulting a nutritional database, what a growing child needed to eat. The dinner was: roast beef, gravy from the drippings, boiled potatoes, cabbage, and sponge pudding with custard made from eggs and milk. Or shepherd's pie from real mince. Or liver and onions. Or fish on Friday, battered and fried in beef dripping. In a single sitting: haem iron from the meat, calcium from the custard, B12 from the liver, vitamin A from the gravy fat, vitamin D from the eggs, zinc from the beef, omega-3 from the fish, collagen from the gravy, complete protein from every component, and roughly 800 calories dense enough to carry a child through an afternoon of running around a playground in January. Then the system changed. In the 1980s and 1990s, local authority catering was outsourced. On-site kitchens closed. Dinner ladies were made redundant. Central production kitchens began manufacturing meals reheated in convection ovens. The roast beef became a turkey twizzler. The shepherd's pie became a pre-formed disc of processed potato and reconstituted meat product. The liver disappeared entirely. The fish was coated in breadcrumbs and fried in vegetable oil. The custard was made from powder, water, and yellow colouring. The sponge pudding was replaced by a yoghurt tube. Jamie Oliver's 2005 campaign filmed children who could not identify a tomato. Kitchens where the only equipment was a deep fryer and a microwave. Menus that contained less nutritional value in a full week than the 1975 dinner contained in a single sitting. The government pledged reform. But the on-site kitchen did not come back. The dinner lady did not come back. The roast beef and the liver and the custard made from eggs did not come back. The 1975 dinner lady, who had no nutritional qualification and had never heard of a DIAAS score, was producing, at approximately 30p per serving, a meal that contained more bioavailable nutrition than anything the modern system produces at three times the cost. She has been replaced by a supply chain. The supply chain is more expensive. The children are less well fed. The dinner lady knew what she was doing. Nobody asked her.

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Why did they give Gail Porter a microphone? She's loud enough to drown out a fog horn. Perhaps it was a dud. Pity. As we can still hear her. #TOTP
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I can only assume Martine is on because she was cheap and only a bus ride away. #TOTP
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Tim Oldland@Timoldland·
What songs can you simply NOT listen to? They instantly make you skip the track or change station? For me there are only two. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen The 2nd particularly is so terrible and ingrained into my brain from attending a glut of 80s and 90s family weddings that I simply cannot allow it in my ears.
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Olivier Awards@OlivierAwards·
Special Award recipient Elaine Paige 👏
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@agnew_andrew There cannot be a single parent in the land who watched this with their own child (my son in my case) who isn't absolutely delighted this is back. My son is now in his late 20s but I'll definitely be tuning in!
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Steve Markham@SteveM962·
@washghost1 Brenda can do one. She no doubt gets paid too much money for doing very little in return.
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Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
I’d walk right out of that job
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@Zafarcakes Post the proof then. Because you're not looking at the same BBC News the rest of us are.
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@Zafarcakes There aren't any astronauts ON the moon you gullible twerp.
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Simons@Simon_Ingari·
If your boss raises their voice at you in front of your peers, the meeting is over. You're no longer an employee; you are a human being under attack. Don't argue. Don't submit. Don't raise your voice either. Execute these 5 steps immediately:
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Andrew Agnew@agnew_andrew·
So, Tomorrow's @RadioTimes will answer most of the questions I've been getting asked over the last year. 2 WEEKS TO GO until the big day @CBeebiesHQ !!!!! Isn't this front cover gorgeous??? It's all getting very exciting. Xx #Balamory #PcPlum
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Steve Markham@SteveM962·
@Classicbritcom Probably On The Buses. At the other end of the scale Are You Being Served was absolutely dire.
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