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@BadTasteTee Fanny like a Bill-Posters Bucket ?

‘Cretin’ – Wetherspoon boss Tim Martin hits back at Miliband ‘warm beer’ advice bit.ly/4rME1wm

Your £5 now feels like £1 £50 now feels like £10 £500 now feels like £100 Money is becoming worth so much less in the U.K. now

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@SophiaWenzler Its a complete farse

🚨BREAKING: The Cheif of the border force, Martin Hewitt, has RESIGNED after FALING to STOP THE BOATS 🇬🇧 Good riddance, you incompetent tool.

Thoughts !!!

BREAKING: At least FOUR migrants who was deported under the “one in, one out” scheme with France, have travelled BACK to the UK in Lorries within the last 2 weeks 🇬🇧 If we didn’t already know this whole scheme was a farce, well, now we do The government is laughing at us VOTE THE UNIPARTY OUT ON THE 7th OF MAY !

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She actually did this with a real credit card, twice. Once at Halifax (reprimanded) and once as an MP. She has form with overspending other people's money which is why she should NEVER have been chancellor.

Rachel, today the FTSE 100 fell below 10,000. Are you going to be taking the credit for knocking 8% off the value of shares in 3 weeks?

The economy is heading towards 2008 financial crisis levels, and it’s entirely Labour’s fault. Do the right thing @Keir_Starmer Call a general election.

My receptionist, Emily, lost her husband unexpectedly in a car accident. Our company policy allows for 3 days of bereavement leave. On day 4, she showed up, pale and shaking, trying to answer phones because she couldn't afford to lose her income. It was heartbreaking to watch. I put the 'Out to Lunch' sign up, locked the door, and sat her down. I told her, 'Go home. Take the month. Take two. Your salary will continue as if you are here 8 hours a day.' Grief doesn't have a 3-day expiration date. If you force people to work through trauma, you break them. If you support them, they remember it forever.

Remember when people stood outside their houses hitting pans with wooden spoons to thank the NHS? What a fucking mad time

A police officer was searching the bedroom of a teenage girl He had no idea he was being recorded on a hidden camera at the time Look what he puts in his pocket Disgusting

She, @Helen_Whately is absolutely correct. Not only that, attempting to reach Net Zero is the height of stupidity.

Today is Eid and Comic Relief. FUCK THEM BOTH.

There are only two problems with 'independent regulators' like Ofcom and Ofwat; they're not independent and they don't regulate

@RepublicStaff @TracyP60148454 👍👍👍 !

We will abolish the monarchy. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

Muslims are constantly whining about how they are treated in the UK. If they are unhappy they should leave, they would not be missed.