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@Blutman27 Canes frauds? Best team in the NHL! Enjoy the waffles Blut 😁

Thanks for coming out Flyers

@danabeers Get the clippers oiled up fat boy! 😂😂😂

I want to cry

@danabeers Wake up call #33,488... Won't do a damn thing about it 🙄😂

Button on my pants just broke. I’m so fat. Jayson Tatum’s out. Horrible start to game 7

@BarstoolBigCat CRAZY picture! 😂😂😂

Guess who arrived

@DannyJConrad Chill chill... Just friends, just friends, know what I'm saying?

FaceTiming with Reed about Brianna Chickenfry’s latest comment on his TikTok

@DonnieDoesWorld Who scratched the lens?

Portnoy finally taking the IRL backpack for a spin! This could be the start of something beautiful!

@GOJONOKAMI @Katiemoneygrabz good pussy joke for you 😂

The college transformation is real First Year 😎 Final Year 😵‍💫

@OhioTate Nah, too much work

Ethan Kamps on the $30K Solitary Confinement Stream: “I have not been invited. But I will say this, I am open to invite. Ready, willing, and able. Open, open, open” Do the people want Ethan Kamps in the stream?

@PFTCommenter It's a maple leaf 😂

Retired from running

@VivaLaStool @DanteTheDon @DanteTheDoc @barstoolspringb @barstoolsports @nickysmokess @KaticMichael @ella_grif @TomScibelli Holy shit!

WILD story by Dante right here:

@danabeers Eat, you'll feel better

Derrick White is making me sad

@OhioTate Get a marine/camping porta potty and a curtain

An important update on the upcoming $30K Solitary Confinement stream. We have an extremely large (4 inch) Porta Potty crisis on our hands

@AJTarHeel247 If he can't speak English, how is he supposed to do school? Gotta have some academic standards, right?

Maxim Logue, a 6-foot-9, 232-pound forward who committed to North Carolina last week as a transfer from Florida Atlantic, is not expected to enroll at UNC after all, a source close to the situation confirmed to TarHeel247 on Thursday afternoon. 247sports.com/college/north-…

@DannyJConrad Chill chill....Just friends, just friends 🧊

Brianna Chickenfry has liked an IG reel of Reed talking about her. It’s officially time to go home and just chill.

@OhioTate Nikki Smokes is insufferable... Get rid of him 🙄

Contestants: Mintzy Annika Rico Tommy Klemmer Doitche Spider Mikey Bets Dana Beers Katic Nate Meek Phil Ella Grif Megan Makin Money Connor Burns Hannah Montoya White Sox Dave Wonton Don Nicky Smokes Reed Blutman Dante (and anyone you convince to join before Monday) WHO WINS?

@BlooperBraves Is Blooper now a chick? Getting female vibes 🤔

ZADDYYYYY OOOOOO SENDS ME HOME HAPPY

This is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever had to admit. I think I have eaten too many fries in my life to the point where I don’t really look forward to fries anymore. As a matter of fact if I saw fries and cole slaw on a menu as a side I would go with cole slaw. It’s like when you eat too much of something and get sick of it. I’m not proud of this development and I know I will get shit for it but that’s baseball.

@BarstoolBigCat Tough week for Olsen...The Greg Gauntlet time is broken and now this

It’s 3rd leg Greg’s music!!!

@MeganMakinMoney Sup

Open the throat and power through

@PFTCommenter And Jerry Bing Bonging with no underwear 😂

Sixers Celtics game seven in Vegas would result in violence. Need it