Stuart Blitz

Figured out #JPM19 dress code: Suits = bankers Jacket only = execs Jeans = startups Workout clothes = billionaires

BREAKING: Afroman is joining a16z as their newest partner

VCU has a player named Djokovic - bullish

Call me old fashioned, but I liked it when each 1st/2nd round NCAA March Madness site had their own unique floor design - too homogeneous now

@BrianMeewes 😭

@StuartBlitz Why you gotta do that? :)

If Bluesky can raise $100M, why can't you raise $10M for your health tech startup?techcrunch.com/2026/03/19/blu…

Duke is literally doing everything they can to lose this game

Hawaii to the Sweet Sixteen may have been a mistake

@dvasishtha What about later stage

Any venture backed early stage startups looking for an excellent Chief of Staff. A former intern is looking, she's a strong technical AI pm wrapping up HBS and spikes on grit and getting shit done.

I am *begging* pharma to get better at branding

I am worried about my bracket -hope it doesn't die today

I know people hate Duke, but always a fan since this was my first March Madness memory as a kid watching it live on TV - arguably the best March Madness moment ever too

Happy urologist day to all who celebrate

@darrenrovell How much roughly?

This is a first. A team announcing that their jersey patch is available.

Instead of fixing the TSA staffing issues, they should just move to a surge pricing model where you can pay increasingly more on the spot to get into a shorter line

If your startup isn't pure chaos, I hate to tell you this but it won't be an outsized success

@shanibocian ❤️

@StuartBlitz Goals

My new aspirational list to work towards

I never get to Williamsburg when I’m in NYC, but whenever I do I dig it. Seems fun and livable.

Pretty insane that Amtrak doesn’t let you cancel and refund a train ticket on the app for a train *they cancelled* - they make you call!

@operationdanish 💪

@StuartBlitz this is your form of protesting

I will not be bullied into wearing a jacket to a speak to a bunch of pharma execs