Luke Jønes

@helldivers2 very few crashes, but I'm providing the best reports I can.

The camera man making move like it’s a scene straight out of the the office I’m crying twitter.com/cooldownlaps/s…

@MarstonCallum Callum... 60 hours in act one. You truly have earned your nick name ten fold

Breaking: the DOD has just announced combat heelys will become standard issue to all US troops to increase mobility in order to better close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver

@F1 @GeorgeRussell63 @MercedesAMGF1 @PoorlyAgedStuff

George Russell takes his first podium of the season 👏 #SaudiArabianGP #F1

The F1 Title Sequence has ALREADY been updated! Turns out the grid forgot Ricciardo isn't racing with them this season 🥹

@engineers_feed 5E. Hear my piss like I'm frying chicken

We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?

@joeseppi_ @EMositeCC @CaptainTrashRat

@_TrevorC The Expeditionary Force series by Craig Alanson, if you're into Audio books its voiced by R.C.Bray, fantastic narrator

@RobertsSpaceInd @CaptainTrashRat

Who's ready to strip some hulls? 🤚🏼

@CaptainTrashRat @MagicMoki @TheTrueNite Its funny now and I saw i last night too

@MagicMoki @TheTrueNite MATE WHAT

@GoblinWriter as someone who has just finished Stolen Legacy and loved your other sci-fi works, any recommendations as to what to pick up next?

Holy fuck I love an need it

@RMcElhenney The fact in the first episode of Welcome to Wrexham you have the Frank's Little Beauties dance cut in there, the week the podcast is about organised choreographed dance is one of the many reasons I love that you have come to my home town.

Can ya'll send me cute pet pics or silly memes? I'm havin' a rough one

Roscoe always cheers me up

So calling someone bald is sexual harassment now. Pretty pog if you ask me.

@_JSH17 Well, this tweet didn't age well

Me when Wrexham win today

@MarstonCallum No I am a very serious person 100% of the time

I think sarcasm is becoming my new default and I'm ok with that.