Chris Sweet

Imagine trying to market the hundred during this?! 😂😂

@SamMorshead_ I’m there tomorrow. But I’m doubting the weather will allow for anything more than setting the poor trout free

@Sweeter1984 well, if he makes it a double tomorrow - should we give this a go?

Usman Khawaja had his 2yo daughter in the presser. She sat there pefectly in front of the media, didn't interrupt or eat the microphone Earlier, my wife WhatsApped me to say our feral 2yo ate the eyeball of a baked trout at lunch, and shouted "ooh, crunchy"

Quite straightforward really - don’t gift 50+ off the dying overs. A fragile batting line up is only going to look more porcelain otherwise. For their embarrassment of riches, Surrey are gettable. And still very hard to like

Was there any need for the send off and reaction? Probably not. But expect nothing less from a classless individual

@Milts_82 @WG_RumblePants Alright mouth 😂

@Sweeter1984 @WG_RumblePants Looking at the card, we’re in the game

Wowzers, the trolls and haters have really come out of the woodwork today! I’m only here to have a bit of fun so if you’re going to be rude or start calling me names or swearing at me then that’s an instant block. I really don’t have the energy for it.

@Milts_82 @WG_RumblePants I must admit, it does feel a bit like Upstairs v Downstairs

@Sweeter1984 @WG_RumblePants Oh….. Is that because we’re all peasants down here still

@Milts_82 @WG_RumblePants T’other lot probably hit 30 too many, largely thanks to one very generous over from Henry. Chase proving heavy going. And I don’t really like a certain pair of brothers in the visiting team. There. Said it.

@Sweeter1984 @WG_RumblePants Why what’s happening mate. Haven’t had chance to put it on

@Milts_82 @WG_RumblePants Don’t get me started on that… I was more on about the Surr…Sur…no, can’t say it…T20 game at the County Ground at the moment

@Sweeter1984 @WG_RumblePants Is that about the new 50 over shirt?

@WG_RumblePants @Milts_82 I think the fact that you’ve got not one, but TWO Somerset fans willing to talk to you tonight in spite of the debacle unfolding at Taunton speaks volumes mate 🍻

@Milts_82 No mate - but you genuinely are

@Jimmer84 @tuppence1976

You are now lifelong member of the groovy gang!

@YeovilPress123 @YeovilCricket @YTFC @YHCharity @LoveMusgrove @wattsalex @touche011 Those knees ought to come with a health warning

Great to see Will Smeed back to his pulverising best. The Glosters were blitzed - completely knocked out of their stride by Smeed, Banton and TKC. 231 maybe 50 better than par? Once Hammond and Charlesworth were removed it was game over. Now for Essex!

"It was brilliant in its simplicity: no ramps or laps, no reverse pulls, no downward facing dabs, just bulldozing drive after swish-swatting sweep: a clean connection ratio which would delight the bosses at most major airports" | @SamMorshead_ thecricketer.com/Topics/t20-bla…

@coachbown That full first 10 or so when the ball was going to all corners

@Sweeter1984 Really?? Which point, was that???

Maybe a tad too close for comfort at one point. But… HAVE THAT!!!!!!!!!! #blackbird

@Milts_82 @bobbydugnutt111

@bobbydugnutt111 I’ll bookmark this one for later…

Can someone check on @bobbydugnutt111 for me….. 😂

HUGE

One of the most insane knocks in recent years. He’s back