Tom Breck

@grantisdumb Yes this does have something to do with the Pope

@TBrecks and I need to know this information

If there was a multi car pileup and Mater got decapitated which way would it go

This is your reminder that since it’s my birthday and Pokemon day, I am the pokemon boy. Hold your applause.

@whirringblender @of_rude What does Italian catholic mode look like?

Getting into brave little boy mode for @of_rude 🦇

And some milestones

@penichillin I’m glad you asked

does anyone have suggestions for a movie i can watch at my desk at work

@penichillin This is what therapy is for

threatening to make my cis straight boyfriend into a he/they in 2025 just to feel something

@thewheatgerm How often does the full bottle of gazpacho go directly into the keyboard

i know i’m not the only one. who else CANT edit unless they have a nice crisp bottle of gazpacho on em 🙋‍♂️

@penichillin That crazy. Anyways, you want to see this sick new gaming pc i built?

i slept badly last night, so i woke up what felt like every half an hour, but every time i went back to sleep i dreamt that the same guy was stealing new parts for a gaming pc. each little dream was a new part. does anyone....know what that means

@MeganBitchell Curtains guy was 100% in on the scheme

Do you think the guy who invented windows had beef with the guy who invented curtains

@penichillin They got health care?

funhaus moment 🤪

i got fired

@penichillin Boy of summer?

might get really into dad rock for the summer

@penichillin @ghavstly Don’t lie to the public. We both know it’s front right

@ghavstly right in the smack of the dab

where u sitting

@penichillin Next stop game changer

welp

How much money @FunhausTeam got left in there budget?

@penichillin So brave

i never liked turbid

@penichillin Now round it out with a quick Morb

one hell of a last four watched

@DiscussingFilm It’s actually the Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel movies (SPUMM for short)

‘MADAME WEB’ has a runtime of 1 hour and 56 minutes, the longest SUMC film.

@penichillin The holiday special

👀👀👀

@penichillin I think he’s on to something

just had an old man tell me that oppenheimer was such an important story about how social media is destroying the world

@bransonreese Does this final answer the question of: is Swan Boy is an Ass Man?