Tom Palmer

@elonmusk $UFO

Wow, only three weeks to 2022! What will 2032 will be like? Seems so futuristic! Will we be on Mars?

@a_words_4 Never out, and never a booking - especially as 2nd booking! Infuriating when ref’s just do not understand the game.

Following the medical emergency involving Denmark's player Christian Eriksen, a crisis meeting has taken place with both teams and match officials and further information will be communicated at 19:45 CET. The player has been transferred to the hospital and has been stabilised.

25 years ago, Happy Gilmore overcame a 4-stroke deficit to beat Shooter McGavin and win the Tour Championship. Today, he's still got it.

New logo on the bag! Starting Monday @GOLFPASS channel will be available to stream on @peacockTV ⛳️ 🦚 🙌 RT for a chance to win my signed bag!

Tonights 1st Team Fixture: STFC 1st Team vs @thornburytownfc 📅 Tuesday 3rd November ⏰ 7:30pm kick off 📍Oldends Lane, Stonehouse, GL10 2DG 💷 £5 General Admission, £3 Concessions, Free U16s The Magpies social club is open selling all pints at £2🍻 #House ⚫️⚪️

@NoContextLaughs @BenGibbs04

@generdtional @BenGibbs04

Only explanation for Grealish being left out after a motm performance

@Clark1995Clark @rickygervais @ExperisrecSam

@GaryLineker @PaddyMcGuinness 😂

Must be such a great consolation to those who’ve been shafted with their A level results, to then read some middle-aged bloke that had miserable exam results telling them that they’ve done brilliantly regardless.

@DavidBrentMovie @rickygervais @ExperisrecSam

And of course, The Office introduced us to the art of @rickygervais outtakes. Scroll down this thread to watch 👇 #Brent19

My favourite moment on TV ever. 🤣 #dorisandlil @GMB

@alanbrazil @RealRomfordPele @ExperisrecSam

You won’t believe who I found at the home bar !!!! You’ll find out in the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @RealRomfordPele #allymccoist Must get them on the podcast when we’re allowed the-alan-brazil-podcast.simplecast.com

Inspired by @jcampbell0104 my daughter Amelia(9) and I will run half a marathon each in the garden by relay with rest inbetween. The start/end of each lap we’ll dribble through 4 cones with a footy. 1000 retweets and we’ll do it and raise funds 4 @NHSuk @VincoSport @Lionesses

STFC 1st Team have offered to donate their fines to C&G Hospitals Trust, in support of the amazing work NHS staff are doing on the front line, during the fight against Coronavirus. If you are able to make a donation however big or small, please see below: justgiving.com/fundraising/St…

The cast of Big Brother in Germany doesn’t know about covid-19 and they’re gonna tell them in a live TV special. I have to learn German by tomorrow. theguardian.com/world/2020/mar…

"Have a good time. Life is too short to get bogged down and be discouraged. "You have to keep moving. You have to keep going. Put one foot in front of the other, smile and just keep on rolling.” Kobe Bryant in 2008 🙏

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

@tiggymala I've told you before tiglet, i can't play for you..stop onto me boyoo. I'm too good to play with the likes of you!