Tom Woolley

@DowntownFrank He should’ve anticipated the deflection and chopped his own arm off. Simple.

PL have got their first points deduction against Everton early this season. How the fuck can anyone say that was a penalty? #efc

The Pope is already driving down crime in Mansfield, fair play.

@Gazala2 @SkyNews @Everton

@SkyNews Congratulations to @everton fan, Mark Carney!!

BREAKING: Former Bank of England governor Mark Carney to become new prime minister of Canada news.sky.com/story/former-b…

@Everton Glad he didn’t get booked for his over celebration…

JAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!! 🙌 [1-1] #BREEVE

Every single person who attended last night’s @Everton test event has made the same Amazon search today…

@Everton @EvertonInUSA Hamez Garner.

The perfect pass does not exi-

@Everton It’s good news, for the Blues, now there’s no more points to lose…

Everton can confirm the Club has resolved all outstanding PSR charges brought by the Premier League. The Premier League has formally discontinued the second part of the PSR complaint for the period ending FY23 and has deemed the Club PSR compliant for FY24.

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Competition: Ashley Young booking sweepstake 🟨 Whoever predicts the minute Ashley Young is booked wins a pint glass. If there's multiple, one is randomly picked. #AVLEVE

Delighted to have supported @camcitco in appointing @VolkerFitzUK to deliver this transformational project via @ProcurePF, looking forward to visiting the finished site!

@EvertonNewsFeed @TuttoMercatoWeb We've got no manners, we loan all our Tanners…

🗞️Inter Milan are close to signing Venezia Midfielder, Tanner Tessmann. Milan are set to pay €7M for the USA International and they plan to send him on loan to Everton (Source - Local Italian paper, La Nuova di Venezia e Mestre via @TuttoMercatoWeb )

@EFCdaily_ @Santi_J_FM £0M is our usual transfer budget…

🚨Everton have made an offer to OM for Iliman Ndiaye. [@Santi_J_FM]

That's My Gate - Freebie time - I'm giving away 4 Framed Turnstiles - All you need to do is Re-tweet and Follow - I'll contact 4 random people within the next 2 weeks to discuss your gate of choice - all free of charge 😁 #thatsmygate #everton #efc #goodisonpark #bramleymoore

🚨 Tender documents are now LIVE Our £800 million Professional Services Framework will cover the following disciplines: 📍Project Management 📍Quantity Surveying 📍Architectural Design 📍Building Surveying Learn more and access the tender documents: bit.ly/3JWHpBa

@aiw_xx @Everton Congratulations mate! @ChrisWilcoxDIB and I will have a celebratory drink for you tomorrow 😂

Got engaged in Austria yesterday and we are currently sat in a sports bar/bookies watching the blues 💙😂 up the fuckin toffees @Everton xxxxxx

@reynlord At best.

@pizza82 @SOTSPodcast Get those steps in, Maggot.

@TPJWoolley @SOTSPodcast Nice leisurely stroll in the pit

Rock Fest has banned hardcore dancing. "hardcore dancing styles or flail moshing will not be permitted."

Two spares for @TheBlackout going tomorrow, gutted to miss it: academymusicgroup.com/o2ritzmanchest…

@nataliebargery I ruined football commentary forevermore for @ChrisWilcoxDIB by pointing this out 😂

Certainties in life- Death, taxes and Peter Drury shouting a players full name when they are about to take a shot.