Toaster

God my tweets are so unfunny

Every person who “investigates” Minecraft ARGs obviously just made it themselves

A perfect world would be SOOOOOOOO boring

I wish teeth kept growing like fingernails

@dinnergamin I have a whole harem

@TRLitleToaster3 babes dont tell me theres others

My girlfriend loves me so much she’s been reading my message for 3 days

Almost 100 years old

@TheSoftSoap Shoutout @TheSoftSaop

Shoutout me

Delude yourself into becoming a better person

I pride myself in my ability to find good porn

If you’re gonna rate shit like 4.5/5 just rate it out of 10 asshole

I’m gonna lace your drink with PISS

Farts, Japan

If I had one wish I would give toilets taste buds

I am THE human being

Is it really gay if the “man” is literally just a woman with a flat chest and a penis and is a man?

My username is more secure than my password

Chicken: “bawk tuah”

Men don’t know this but girls can queef too

Sorry everyone this one isn’t my best work

Call my thoughts my girl the way I’m so deep in them right now