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The amount of your account balance is the hours of sleep you’ll have today. You will be sleeping for how many hours ??

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Handle it all to God

@arojinle1 Iskolodo 😂😭

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Una still never learn

I surely do Man!!!!!

@chowdeck Chowdeck don Pami 😭😂

Come home Ewatomi, we haven’t been the same without youuuuuu.

One Gala 5 sausage roll

@Tufab Victor Fab ??

Victor Agali, Victor Nsofor, Victor Osimen. Victor Boniface. Which other Victor played for Nigeria?

@yk_xiany Na those big boys use your friend. Never follow person go do jazz even if you do, you don’t let them pay for you

In 2022 I almost lost out of greed a friend. We just left secondary school and had just gotten admission into LASU and We where desperately looking for money, we started fraud (yahoo) and luckily we met some guys who were putting us on some updates. We collected a few dollars from our clients but we weren’t contended with what we got cause these guys have a car so we told them to put us on the real level. Without hesitation they agreed, they told us they would take us to lusada town near badagry to do some legit work for us

@Nirel01 Na for cash madam my eyes clear 😂😭

MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1. Sir Alex Ferguson 2. David Moyes 3. Louis Van Gaal 4.Giggs 5.Jose Mourinho 6.Ole 7. Rangnick 8. Erik Ten Hag 9. Ruben Amorim 10. Carrick TOTAL premier league trophy =20 ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1.Gerge Graham 2.Bruce Rioch 3.Arsene Wenger 4.Unai Emery 5.Arterta TOTAL premier league trophy = 13 CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1.Bobby Campbell 2.Jan Borterfield 3.David Webb 4.Glenn Hoddle 5.Ruud Gullit 6.Gianluca Vialli 7.Ray Wilkins 8.Claudio Ranieri 9.Jose Mourinho 10.Avran Grant 11.Felip Scolari 12.Ray Wilkins 13.Guus Hidink 14.Carlos Ancelotti 15.Andrew Villas Boas 16.Robert Di Matteo 17.Rafael Benitez 18.Jose Mourinho 19.Guus Hidink 20.Antonio Conte 21. Joe Mwangi 22. Simp Makanya Gabriel 23. Rio Kariuki 21.Sarri 22.Lampard 23.Paul Ngei 24.Fred Kubai 28. Omondi Brian Obimbo 29. Angel Joseph 25.Achieng Oneko 26.Jomo Kenyatta 27.Kung'u Karumba 28.Bildad Kagia 29. Jacque Mamake Riley 30.King Lobengula 31.Mekatilili Wamenza 32.Jehova Wanyonyi 33.Lwanda Magere 34.Samoure Toure 35.Otto Von Bismarck 36.Vasco Da Gama 37.Christopher Columbus 38.Mahatma Gandhi 39.David Livingston 40. Shaulyne Kimmy 41. Kondwani Nankhumwa 42. Grezelder Jeffrey 43. Embarambamba 44. Cash Madam 45. Fyness Mwagonjwa 46 Sabinus 47 Balablu 48 Mulamwa 49 Ododo 50 Muri 51 Bubu 52 Mariga 53. Thomas Tuchel 54. Potter 55 Onoja 55 Asuku 56 .Owino 57 .Sila wa Sila 58. Wanadre Bissaka 59. William Ruto 60.Omuliebi 61.Okutoto 62.Karen Nyamu 63. Oscar Sudi 64. Pochettino 65. Maresca 66. Rosenior 77......loading TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶I come in peace 🤝🥴🥹🤲

@sammybasic Science math

Can you read this?

Hallelujah

Micheal movie

Until the day Jesus come I go dey carry go oo

It is wrong to address other people’s beliefs and religion as “rubbish”

I can’t rate you if you are using GLO, I’m not even rating myself either 😭

@plutomaniapopi 420 dey go 🔥🔥 Smoke no dey to jam with it idolo

Anticipating

@the_Lawrenz To be broke and still dey watch porn My life dey spoil abeg I need help

You’re the first Nigerian to do what?

Have you ever had a banger tweet ?