Tim Chapman

@LegacySiu Bury Football Club?

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

@andrewstokey What they going to play there, Quidditch? 😂

most unrealistic thing about this is the stadium being full

@lfc_lance Peter Crouch?

Guess the Player Level : VERY HARD

Suicide. I'm choosing to be deliberately blunt and provocative in this post because it's necessary. Government, charities, football clubs are all pushing water up a hill in highlighting what is undoubtedly a major health crisis. You take a rope. You put it up in a garage or a tree nearby or far away. You're thinking about every loved one you'll leave behind as you put that rope around your neck. Then you drop. Some are decapitated. Some aren't. All are found by someone who has a lifetime of trauma that will never leave them. A son. A daughter. A brother. A sister. A mother. A father. I know 2 men who hung themselves. One was found by his Mom. One was found by his brother. Neither have recovered fully. 20 and 30 years on. A life sentence for people who were already worrying, terrified their loved one may do something. So just visualise the above and ask, "is there another way"? A segway for a moment. I do a few Q&A's every year. Tales of yesterday with a 99% male audience of my age group. After the stories and fun, my last question back to the audience is.. "Hands up if you struggle with a mental health issue". Nobody ever puts a hand up. Despite 1 in every 3 of 500 attendees statistically struggling. "Ah, nobody, that's fucking brilliant! Well I do! ". I then graphically tell people, stunned into silence about how a rope around my neck in the middle of nowhere jolted me to go home and cry like a baby to my Mom. After the Q&A has finished, something always happens. I'll be chatting to a few guys, saying bye and one by one, men will come over and whisper " I struggle". Or my mailbox the next day will have 30 emails from guys, their partners or kids saying " Dad/Uncle /Brother was there last night and what you said hit them hard". And that's how some people realise that it's time to speak to a pal or family member or even rant to me in an email. It works, I often get a follow up email a year or 6 later saying that they took responsibility for their suicidal feelings and are now flying. Humans are programmed to want to live, to have families and to keep the species growing and thriving. So for a human to want to short circuit that desire isn't normal, and it should never be spoken of as normal. It's the ultimate red flag. If you suspect your mate, Dad, Brother, Uncle is struggling mentally, they deserve your intervention. They deserve a " are you OK, please tell me what's up". They deserve an opportunity to get past wanting to hang a rope over a tree or in a garage and slowly struggle until they die and you find them. If you've been there and trust me I have plenty, then you'll know that text out of the blue, or a footie mate or one of your kids asking jow you are can open the curtains to some sunshine. Because when suicide is your only answer, the room is already dark, and you can't see a way out. So please, fucking pretty please, ask that husband, Dad, Uncle, Cousin, footie pal TODAY how they are. You may be shocked what comes back but extremely glad that you asked. For those who struggle, you're not alone.

We will never forget Roscoe ❤️😓

@CiaranUTB @the_teessider I'm pretty sure it's not the worst decision you've "ever" seen!

@the_teessider worst decision I’ve ever seen, ref cost us all 3 points but solid point

🤦🏻‍♂️ Looks like a pen

@stokieginge77 @pigeonman562 @stokecity You were saying? ;)

@pigeonman562 @stokecity Unlikely as they've already been selling a retro version of this kit

Third kit incoming 👀

@stokecity Finally I can dig this little beauty out again....

The Spirit of ’92 🕺 Your 25/26 Away Kit is now available online. Shop in-store from 2pm on Saturday.

@stokecity Millwall (A)

24 hours to go ⏱️ Correctly predict our opening day game today and you'll automatically be entered into a draw to win a signed City shirt.

@liam_birks Got to be a retro release from Macron hasn't it? It's even got the old badge on from the 90's version!

Which lane are you usually in?

@ewilde1988 @highbrow_nobrow @Acyn When every sportsperson talks about giving 110% in every interview, you can't be surprised?

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn How can more than 100% of new jobs being created go to migrants? Has the whole country completely forgotten the rules of basic math?

"Virtually 100% of the net job creation in the last year has gone to migrants. In fact, I've heard it's substantially more, actually beyond that number—100%. It's a much higher number than that." (August 2024) @Acyn

Just a little thought on the season ticket price freeze £344 in 2008 with inflation now equates to £586.56 in 2025. Paying £344 in 2025 is equivalent to paying £201 in 2008 Essentially we’ve had 18 reductions in season ticket costs

@AsgerSR SWIFT

I have just put together a 4 Week running program for weightlifters to build aerobic fitness in less than 30 min of running a week. Comment 'SWIFT' below if you want it. (Must be following so I can message you)

How I train at 20 to run well at 60: Bookmark this mobility routine… 🧵🧵🧵

@GreekGodFitnez Guide

I wrote a step-by-step guide on how to: - lose fat - build muscle - gain 6 pack abs WITHOUT going on a diet. Like + Comment "Guide" and I’ll DM it to you. (Must Be Following Me)

Once upon a time, before the internet …

Massive away win for the little fella.

@AsgerSR SWIFT

I have just put together a 4 Week running program for weightlifters to build aerobic fitness in less than 30 min of running a week. Comment 'SWIFT' below if you want it. (Must be following so I can message you)

Most people suck at running. But if you use these 4 running technique tips, I guarantee you won't: 🧵

New scam text message received today, be vigilant folks!!

@SarahASmith75 Happening more and more unfortunately!!

When someone you’ve never met sends an unsolicited message, saying they’d like to meet you, but have the cheek to send a link to THEIR diary to book a slot!