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Glyph’s #1 fan
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Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว


@cloudsonaa I’m ngl
Seeing Ryan as Chrom was not on my bingo board of hyper specific crossovers I was expecting to see
Why does this work so well
Very cool
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"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me."
“That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.”
“You’re kidding.”
“And your 401k.”
“@#$% me sideways.”
“That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.”
“Really? What’s URCHN?”
“URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.”
“Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?”
“Orphans.”
“𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?”
“That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.”
“Uuuh.”
“As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?”
“…orphans?”
“Yep.”
“I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-”
“Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.”
"Um."
“The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.”
“Yeah, no, I get it.”
“And the black child-”
“Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?”
“Of course. Teens would raise the price.”
“How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?”
“They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.”
"Jesus."
"Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom."
"What?"
"Sturdy stock."
“…and how much do you save?”
“My last potato was 34 cents.”
“#$&@ it, I’m in.”
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[r][title: AI Surge Pricing]
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Walmart is rolling out digital price tags at all of its stores. At the same time, the corporate giant just secured a patent for "dynamically and automatically updating item prices.” Plus another patent for using machine learning to predict demand and recommend prices.
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Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว

The wiz kid Wheeljack! I imagine he sounds like mutant mayhem Donny



The Kaikage@Kairito10
Cliffjumper the pint sized crash out. He’s Bumblebee’s brother
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Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว
Glyph’s #1 fan รีทวีตแล้ว

The super talented @Sam_Makes_Toys made Ravedigger real and transformable! I was genuinely speechless when I saw her in hand! ✨



Jeetdoh ✈️ TFCON LA 2026@Jeetdoh
Updated Ravedigger (reupload)🚧🍺 I tweaked some details such as the belt and eye color to help make the yellow less overpowering. The flip down visor is now changed to shutter shades as suggested by @KariCoolia 🕶️ Now she IS ready to party!
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