Tee Boogie

Not sure anyone read all of it yet. Does it have anything to do with us?

It's not just SGA, it's the whole team 😂

Calvin Harris, Migos, and Frank Ocean did what needed to be done on “Slide”

Calvin Harris, Migos, and Frank Ocean did what needed to be done on “Slide”

I miss you

Mayor Muriel Bowser doesn’t care about Black people.

BREAKING: Traders placed a series of bets worth $430 million on a drop in crude prices just 15 minutes before U.S. President Donald Trump ​said he would extend a ceasefire with Iran. It is the third ‌time this month, and the fourth in total, that large, well-timed directional bets on the oil price have been made shortly before major announcements on the Iran war. The traders gained millions. Unusual.

Hurray, Trump saved 8 AI-generated people.

Forbes: Trump now worth $6.5B (+$1.4B since taking office). Don Jr. & Eric Trump each went from ~$40-50M to $300-400M range via crypto. Broader Trump family wealth has nearly doubled to as high as $10 billion

I feel like the fact that women’s jeans at Old Navy are now $70 just really drives home the fact that this is the new normal and prices are simply up to stay.

Hannity: The NY Mets are on an 11 game losing streak right after Mamdani hugged the mascot. It’s kind of hard to lose 11 games in a row in baseball but he pulled it off.

$580,000,000 in oil futures moved 16 minutes before Trump announced a pause in Iran strikes. Not after. Before. The BBC just documented five separate instances of massive, suspiciously timed trades preceding Trump’s biggest market-moving announcements — oil futures, the tariff pause, Maduro’s capture, Iran ceasefire bets. The platforms where anonymous accounts cashed in? Polymarket and Kalshi. Donald Trump Jr. sits on Polymarket’s advisory board and is a strategic advisor to Kalshi. There’s even a law against this. The STOCK Act (2012) explicitly covers executive branch officials. Zero prosecutions in 14 years. Oh, and the DOJ unit created after Watergate to prosecute exactly this kind of corruption? Trump cut it from 36 lawyers to 2 and stripped its authority to file new cases.

BREAKING: Kash Patel is reportedly threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”