Terry Roche

@LeeHurstComic I hope the person holding that metal tape had high quality thermal glooves

BREAKING NEWS Teachers Unions have called a ‘#snow day.

@CaliforniaFrizz All you need is Love

When John Lennon met Yoko Ono in 1966, he fell head over heels in love. He dropped his first wife, Cynthia, like a hot potato. He had an affair and married Yoko in early 1969. He gave his ex only a stipend as a divorce settlement, although he knew Cynthia was going to have to support and raise their son, Julian, who was then just five years old. After a few years, Cynthia was soon almost flat broke, she knew she would have to get some money together in order for she and Julian to survive. She made a necessary decision, she would sell the love letters and drawings John had given her when they were a young couple, in love, in their teens. The letters were very passionate, filled with “I love you, Cyn” quotes. You can imagine how much it must have hurt Cynthia to have to part with these priceless keepsakes. Cynthia sold them for a large amount. The buyer was Paul McCartney. Paul had paid a small fortune for the mementoes. A few days later, Cynthia received all the letters and drawings in the mail, now all neatly framed. They came with a note. The note read: “Never sell your memories. Love, Paul McCartney”.

@ElonMuskAOC Most of today's problems are due to lack of good parents

Alright, let’s argue.

@SMMHasnath @FitzgGer So no human interaction such as Sorry or are you OK...Just a business card

@FitzgGer Hi Garrett. Mustakim at Sky News here. Could you DM me please? Thanks

@1968Tv ....and after a 20 minute stop for a VAR decision..the goal stands

BBC Match Of The Day April 1971 No VAR back in 1971 That controversial and infamous Jeff Astle goal for WBA against Leeds United at Elland Road. Was it offside? Was it offside twice? Commentator Barry Davies #LUFC #WBA #VAR

@Hennry770 @ianmiles ..by his security guy..

@ianmiles Please god let this kid get smashed soon

TikToker harasses a mall cop and then his clown security guard gets physical when the TikToker's microphone is knocked away.

@bobscartoons I've always believed you should be able to vote for "none of the above" then at least your vote would not be classed as a spoilt vote

You haven't got to vote for someone. I don't understand why so many people think this. If you go into a shop, and all they're selling is different coloured bags of dog shit, you don't say, "Well, I've got to buy something, so why not give the steaming pale blue bag a try."

@alanvibe Stoke on Trent is now the capital of common sense

Great news! Stoke on Trent City Council has ruled out Ulez within the city boundary following petition & campaigning. gbnews.com/news/ulez-late…

@metpoliceuk @IncMonocle If there is no law to protect important monuments why were the police surrounding the cenotaph the same night and the previous saturday

@IncMonocle It’s deeply disrespectful to climb on a war memorial, but there’s no law making it illegal. In the absence of a law officers cannot automatically arrest, but they can intervene & make it clear the behaviour isn't acceptable. That’s what they are seen doing here in this video.

@JuliaHB1 @jessphillips The I's have it the I's have it order order

This week has been tough for @jessphillips. It's all about Jess, as per usual.

@pauldbowen I think I've Mr point of this

This Police Woman explaining the use of a wrong pronoun is a criminal offence… International pronoun day…. WTF 🙄 #PronounNonsense

@JuliaHB1 one things for sure, there will be less monday morning sickness phone calls tomorrow at he beeb

Wish I was a libel lawyer right now. The money is printing itself on Twitter today.

@AllisonPearson Oh Scotland. What have you done by electing him ?

Good grief:

Retweet if you agree there is NO climate emergency. It's all just a scam to scare people into compliance!

@ABridgen Andrew. Thanks for giving us a voice. Have a great weekend

My speech in this afternoon's adjournment debate on vaccine harms (and the minister's response). The government MUST accept that the risks of 'vaccines' far outweigh the benefits - and that is using their own data! youtu.be/WnFEnuAQmjQ

@OfficialSPGB John hates work. He gets Jack to mend his door and gets bread from Jeans bakery for free thanks to the Government handouts which Jack & Jean paid through their taxes. That'sthe end result of Socialism

Jack’s a carpenter. His neighbour Jean’s a baker. Jean has some doors with loose hinges. Jack says he’ll fix them. Jean says she’ll give him some cakes as a thank you. Scale up a willingness to help others, where all will receive what they need, and you have a socialist society.

@piersmorgan Don't watch it . Can I have my £1 please

BBC should now adjust the licence fee so that everyone on Twitter pretending to prefer Match of the Day in the new format can pay £1 less a month but only ever watch it that way in future. Spoiler alert: nobody would take that deal. It’s sh*t.

@JuliaHB1 @JAHeale Surely the best outcome would be for Gary to step down from MOTD and be the anchor man for "Points of View". Of course, he should be suitable compensated .

@JAHeale I worry that the Gary Lineker Protocol will leave him half in and half out of the BBC's impartiality rules.

Love how this is being written up like the Brexit negotiations

@jasonmohammad I suspect Final Score will contain a lot of own goals. If you stand by GL tweet word for word then good luck. If you don't then you a choosing the wrong hill to die on. Plenty of media people have been sacked for speaking out against more worthwhile causes but you were silent.

Morning all. As you know, Final Score is a TV show very close to my heart. However - I have this morning informed the BBC that I will not be presenting the show this afternoon on BBC One.