Evan 🎵

Donnyyyyyyy☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

Ruins everything he touches

Had the 4/7/9 win place show in the Belmont thank youuuuuu #BelmontStakes2026

@McJuggerNuggets Still the best and my favorite series of all time. 🐐🐐🐐

10 Years ago today, I shot my Father & fled to Switzerland with what I thought was $30k in cash. It wasn’t. The money was spent. I was spent. And I was on the run now. When I finally tasted freedom, I was faced with an immeasurable guilt for an unforgivable act…I killed the man who wanted me to be better, albeit in his own sick way. “Don’t ever do what I did! Because I have to live with that now. And I don’t know if I can handle that…” I said, pleading to my Youtube audience. The Internet exploded as thousands of cop calls flooded in. The world watched in horror as the Psycho Kid confessed that he was leaving Youtube forever… We can all remember where we were and what we were doing the day that the Psycho Series ended, the day that we all learned it was a scripted show. The camera fell, I hugged my family, thanking them for enduring hell with me…and then I dropped to the floor and wept. I felt immense relief that I could finally rid myself of this burdensome character, but I also was hit with tremendous sadness and grief that it was all over. This was my crowning achievement, an homage to my childhood. I said goodbye to the kid in me… An odd poetry exists as my world has erupted again for a REAL tragedy…10 years apart to the day, fictionally killing my Dad vs a Dad faced with “killing his son”. The art will often MIRROR our real life in disturbing ways, that’s a true expression of the soul. It’s exactly why you found me. It has officially been a DECADE since the Psycho Series ended, the longest-running and most popular pseudo-reality web series on Youtube with over A BILLION VIEWS and 685 episodes. (arguably way more if you count the 10 other channels running simultaneously in-universe, love me some chillin & grillin). There’s not a day that goes by where I don’t reminisce about the Psycho Series. What I would do to go back to being 21, living at my parent’s house and filming silly Youtube videos with Corn. Becoming a big Youtuber felt like such a pipe-dream, an impossible goal to chase forever…to what lengths would I go? What story would I tell…? I know. A coming-of-age story…MY coming-of-age story. My “real life”. An exaggerated version of my old school Father with anger issues, a brother whose sole purpose is to torment me, a Mom who believes in me but lost her say and an Uncle who is my greatest friend and support system - the Dad that I never had. And then we’ll just break a bunch of shit. Video games, consoles, Thanksgiving Dinner, cars, rooms, pools, trailers…Literally anything we can get our hands on to hook people in. The Dad is a destructive machine and it’s making the kid CRAZY. All while he’s filming it for views and trying to show the world and his Pops it IS a career. Money rolls in, fans/haters become a part of the narrative and suddenly every single one of my friends and extended family members are in on it! Whether we’re shoveling pig shit with Uncle Chris at McCann’s Farm, playing Skyrim in a tent in the woods (Eagle’s Landing), getting spooky at Aunt Jackie’s house with two monkeys effing a football, my parents divorcing and my mom becoming an alcoholic with Mrs. Stahlberger or hunting for jobs and suckling ice cream from a spout at Toni’s Treats…it was always an adventure! I can’t thank all of you enough for what has been the greatest honor of my life, you have trusted me for over a decade now with telling stories and being a part of my family. You have truly made my dreams come true, that’s why I’ve always worked so damn hard to give it back to you. “McJuggerNuggets was always so fake” some would say, his series aren’t real…but the irony is that the ones who were there on the journey, you KNOW it was real. It was real to me. You can FEEL it in the subtext. (CONTINUED)

@GOP__Ls So they’re doing exactly what they accuse Mamdani of doing with NYC crime 😂😂😂

🚨 ICE announces it will no longer report deaths of recently released detainees. This comes after the deaths of recently released detainees surge to a two-decade high.

@DonaldStevie25 @MaximeAubin1 Says this with live and let live in the bio, fuck up retard

@MaximeAubin1 Him and Stiller are really pathetic. Act like men, not teenage girls.

Timothée Chalamet (black hoodie on his head) sneaked in to Mike Brown’s press conference after the Knicks won Game 2 in San Antonio.

@Popstonox JD Vance should be here with a quote of him calling Trump Hitler then correct?

Hassan Piker has been included on the official White House government website page for Left-wing Lunacy It cites him as lamenting Trump being alive and remarking that it would be "pretty funny" if he died

@NewsWire_US But but but but Nancy Pelosi

Trump Pardons Former GOP Congressman Convicted of Insider Trading

Next stop 34th Street

KNICKS FANS ARE GOING CRAZY IN THE STREETS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS SHIT GOT ME IN TEARS LMAOOO WHY DID THE ROBOT SAY “F*CK TRAE YOUNG” 💀

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH MY CHRISTIAN DIOR MY KNICKS IN FOUR

LGK

Shut up and dribble

Great answers honestly

@c294729 @JalenJohnsonSt @Maxonmaxoff21 @MLBTheShow Nobody with a job will have it tonight

@JalenJohnsonSt @Maxonmaxoff21 @MLBTheShow Someone will have one by tonight

Your 4th Inning XP Reward Bosses are ready to make their mark on your squad! 🫡 Roger Clemens 👊 🫡 Rafael Devers 💪 Live today in MLB The Show 26!

@babybottlefurio @MLB @MLBTheShow Not too crazy, pretty similar months

@MLB @MLBTheShow Him over Sanchez is kinda insane

High-octane gas is coming your way 🔥 Jacob Misiorowski is your May Spotlight Lightning player 😤

@MLBTheShow Great timing for this throwback card

Take it back to 2021 when a young SS was making a name for himself in the league. Retro Lightning Fernando Tatis Jr. is here!

Gotta do it this time kid, no better chance

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

Serious question for all my gay friends, is Trump crushing on me or what? Posting pictures of me drawing his portrait in the middle of the night? Where’s Hunter? Lord knows he has my #. Seems like I’m in his dreams… even his little dreams during his many naps. Mr. Trump - focus on Jaxson Dart he is more your type.