no biney les bean

I have more breasts than Otis from the hit Nickelodeon series Back at the Barnyard

Who amongst us wouldn’t use a fire type to make a grilled cheese?

words cant describe the immeasurable pain i would go through if this cute shit evolves and it stands on two legs god please stay on all 4 please please please

all pokemon are good but fuecoco is on a different level

Wii sports is coming to the switch I’m about to be so fit

I ! FEEL ! LIKE ! GARBAGE ! ! ! !

I’m in love with one man and one man only

I’m going to collapse

I’m about to start climbing the walls

I got the third shot I can’t wait to get obliterated like I did with the second

Betty White was an icon, a legend, and consistently found a way to be the moment over her nearly 70 year career. A trailblazer. An original. And a truly kind soul. May she be forever surrounded by four-legged animals in heaven.

Betty White has died at age 99. tmz.com/2021/12/31/bet…

Betty White lived a longer, more fulfilling and more impactful life than any of us could ever even hope for… pour one out tonight for an absolute legend

Because I go so often that the @Starbucks on campus knows me by name of course I had to decorate my graduation cap like this

For this holiday season, I attempted to draw Spamton on paper for the first time...

NOTHING MAKES U FEEL WORSE THAN HAVING ONE OF YOUR PHYSICAL FEATURES BE CALLED A GIRL TRAIT

I GRADUATE TOMORROW???????

I miss my roommate :(

My Spotify wrapped should’ve just been this image

if Broadway doesn’t dim its lights for at least a week

Sondheim was the GOAT for musical theatre and what a gift he was appreciated in his time