Mikey Day (parody)

“I studied at UCLA and wrote plays during my time there, but every accomplishment I've had is from the Groundlings." Creator of David Blaine Street Magic parody videos, SNL cast member, writer, actor, director, and host of Is It Cake, Proud dad, super geek | 18+ RTs appreciated

❓ is there a way to get to know you? 💬 Sure. All you have to do is start talking to me. And well, you just messaged me, so you already took the first step. And now we're starting a conversation. So, what's up, anon? What do you want to know... #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ would u say money is the most important thing? 💬 No. Now don't get me wrong, having money is important. But I don't believe it's the most important thing. I think what's actually more important is having survival skills. 'Cause if you think about... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ thoughts on dating if ur still into ur ex 💬 If you're asking me if I think it's okay if you date while still being into your ex, then no. No, I don't think that's smart. Because it's not fair to the person you're dating. You're supposed to be giving... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ if ur always the one waiting do u say something or just deal 💬 Well, that depends on context, are we talking about texting or waiting for a waiter/waitress at a restaurant who forgot to bring me my food? I don't know. Sorry, anon, I'm goi... #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ r u single now or what 💬 Yeah, I think it's safe to say that I'm single now. Is there a reason you're asking? #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

[HoneyBeex3]: ❓ LMFAOOOO I be INVESTEDDDDD like now I need to know why mangonito left his wife watermelonina to hop on that plane to Paris with strawbenita &... 💬 Nooooooo not you too! WHY? Why is everyone so obsessed with this show?! It's not even... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ Hello noss 💬 Noss? I'm guessing that this was just a misspelling and you meant "Hello boss". Unless, you're using like viking lingo or something. Either way, hello, anon. 👋🏻 #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ do u often use filters when posting pics or not really? 💬 No, I don't use filters. Though, I might have some makeup on if I have a dress rehearsal or a show that night. But I don't use filters unless I want to capture a certain aesthetic.. #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ u shy or nah 💬 No, I would definitely not consider myself shy. Now if were talking socially awkward? Yeah, that does happen from time to time. And I also can come off as a little more reserved in smaller group settings where I'm more of a listener... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ hey hope u are doing well 💬 Hey, I'm doing okay. Thanks for checking on me, anon. How's life been for you? #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ How often do those 4am pitches actually make it onto the show? 💬 Well, I can't really give you a percentage. It's very 50/50. Some sketches make it to the show. A lot of them are cut. Some of them are cut for time minutes before airing. And it... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ how would u like it if someone u were interested in believed in horoscopes 💬 [ I briefly think about the question before responding back with a thoughtful tone. ] I would be okay with it to a certain extent. I mean, I know my horoscope. But I think.. tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

And here's how it ends.

Though I'm more known as a sketch comedian, sometimes, I do stand-up. Or at least my version of stand-up comedy.

❓ dating apps and true love... u think that works? 💬 Years ago I definitely think it could work. But now? It seems like the chances are very slim for many reasons. One of those reasons being that a lot of people aren't on dating apps looking to find... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ girl who doesn't shave, still your type? 💬 [ I wince slightly as I briefly ponder on the question ] Oh, I don't know. I mean, I try to keep myself pretty well groomed, and having good hygiene is important to me. So I kind of expect the... #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ Inam sorry for calling uou sir 💬 Oh, hey, no, it's all good, anon. I was just saying calling me Mikey is fine. You don't need to take it to Sir Mikey Day. My full name is already too formal for my profession as it is. Haha. So please, just call me... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

❓ would you rather have toast or cornflakes for breakfast? 💬 Are those my only options? I rather have toast. Now if we were talking about Captain Crunch, I'd choose that, but cornflakes over toast? Yeah, no, I'll take the toast. #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/an…

Just a dude with 46 years of life experience one year older today than last year. 🥳

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