Kevin Jennings

For everyone that has been demanding to see all of the discarded Brain Blaze intros, my Patreon is now live with complete uncut, uncensored scripts! There will be more content coming as well, so let me know what you'd like to see. patreon.com/ThatWriterKevin

Going live with more Artisan of Glimmith! Come yell at me for being blind as I struggle with simple puzzles twitch.tv/thatwriterkevin

Going live now to try to finish off Artisan of Glimmith! twitch.tv/thatwriterkevin

Going live streaming The Artisan of Glimmith! I know basically nothing about it, but @crypticcracking played it and that's all the endorsement I need. twitch.tv/thatwriterkevin

If he can do this, what's YOUR excuse for not achieving your dreams?

@GuySquiggs You find drinking and driving fun?

@MarkShark420 @Wendys I was handed the food while I was putting the straw in so I didn't take a sip until I was already driving away. Unsure why that seems so inconceivable lol

@ThatWriterKevin @Wendys You literally took a sip in the drive-through and did not ask for an exchange? Or did you wait a few minutes after leaving even though you were very parched? This does not add up.

Been quite a while, but going live with Date Everything! I have no idea what the fuck this game is, but chat wanted me to play it... twitch.tv/thatwriterkevin

@SaffronOlive @KiteKharon @andrebttx But if everyone agrees that's somehow fine, even with no botting it would mean that 50% of decks were scalped. I do agree it is Wizard's fault though, and these products never should have stopped being print to order.

@ThatWriterKevin @KiteKharon @andrebttx I agree that is technically scalping, but that doesn't really bother me. It's the botting and coordinated buyouts that I think are a negative. Buying two copies and selling one to save some money is fine in my book. Really though, I think it's on Wizards to fix all of this.

Scalper feast on the DanDan Secret Lair drop, thanks WOTC...

@KiteKharon @andrebttx @SaffronOlive Even if people don't consider themselves scalpers, anyone buying two copies so they call sell one to cover the cost of their personal one is scalping. Like the literal definition of scalping. Those people absolutely should not be discounted from any calculations.

@andrebttx @SaffronOlive Ok but let's say there are 100 on ebay and tcgplayer but they made 10,000 not even discounting the players who buy 2 to sell one to cover the costs of their personal one. It would mean only 1% of the decks were scalped. Without the actual numbers in print we cant say it is or not

If Pro Wrestling is fake, then explain this:

@PlayTheBazaar Does this bundle come with all characters or just the 3 base ones and Karnok? Just trying to figure out if transitioning from the launcher to Steam is necessary

Yesterday, we launched Karnok alongside a discounted bundle that included the game and Karnok for just the price of Karnok. We did this because we wanted to be able to help players on the launcher transition to Steam more easily, along with making the game more approachable for new players. We wanted to be able to just put the base game on sale, but we were not able to because Steam has a time limit on how frequently something can be put on sale. This bundle received a lot of negative feedback, particularly from our users in China, which we were not anticipating, so we took it down as we tried to figure out a solution to this negativity. We have since then decided to reinstate the bundle but make it available for all users, even if you already own the game. We will additionally be giving out a unique, limited edition cosmetic to ALL users as a thank you for your patience as we deal with this.

@SaffronOlive Golos has exactly 4 answers to Disciple of the Vault and they all cost 5 mana. This shouldn't even be close

Monday in the Best Standard Deck Ever Tournament we have the infamous Affinity deck from 2004 against Golos Field from 2019! What's your pick? Affinity (2004): #paper" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mtggoldfish.com/deck/7586429#p… Golos Field (2019): #paper" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mtggoldfish.com/deck/7586495#p…

I am very angry that the word for something like bacteria turning into a spore is "sporulation" instead of "sporification".

Discussing anthrax with a microbiologist for a script I'm writing, and I very much feel like @chucknicecomic on an episode of @StarTalkRadio.

@SaffronOlive Academy 100% should win. Realistically, it should win the whole thing. My only concern after watching the last episode is how poorly older decks will be piloted.

I'm super hyped for our next Best Standard Deck ever match since I finally get to play the infamous combo deck Academy from 1998 against Richard on 2012's Delver. Video goes live Monday. What's your pick? Academy: #paper" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mtggoldfish.com/deck/7586416#p… Delver: #paper" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mtggoldfish.com/deck/7586457#p…

I tried so hard to fit A Pimp Named Slickback into my current script, but I just couldn't find a way to make it flow properly. Such sadness.

Being sick sucks

Just lost another @PlayHearthstone arena run due to the game crashing on mobile. My next turn Aviana's cycle was going to finish and had Mothership in hand amongst other bombs and imbued hero power. Reconnected just in time to see myself finish roping and die. Fix your client!

Stream is live! Opening a few vintage Magic packs to celebrate my birthday, then trying out Ghost Hunter Simulator! twitch.tv/thatwriterkevin

Since it's my birthday, it's the one time of year I plug that I have an Amazon wishlist, and also my Patreon link! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… patreon.com/ThatWriterKevin