Matt Hopwood

@footballontnt I had a dog that chased cars. Couldn’t drive them when he caught them though.

Ruben Amorim's only summer transfer window at Man United ✍️

@TurkTalksFC This 100%

Brighton have started a B team and haven’t even needed to leave second gear today. I don’t even want to target specific players for criticism. Just torrid all-round. Bad touches, poor passing, shocking decision-making, no creativity. Hopeless.

@AmorimEra_ Can’t sell shit nobody wants

We're so behind the rest when it comes to selling. You're telling me Liverpool have sold Jarell Quansah for £34M?

@TheWavyRed Susan Boyle - Rooney’s favourite

80% of Man United fans and even football fans don’t know this Legend Prove me wrong

@04WiIko Any spaces left?

@thfcmkyid Still space? Need 3

I have space are you looking for any coach travel

@miarobbo3 Told you

Never liked Ant and Dec me

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@90min_Football Jaap Stam

Who is the greatest centre back that the Premier League has ever seen? 🤔

@Carra23 Biting trumps spitting. Marginal gains.

Relax 😂😂 Man City will beat you comfortably in the final & ETH will still be in charge next season. It’s not the win you think it is!!

@jonmikesav8 No Sav, I’m a big charlatans fan. Just thought there was a look of some of Tim’s dodgier haircuts.

@TheEric7 Now that’s not very nice is it. Why do you follow weirdos? Are you one yourself?

😂😂😂

@timmbleaddams Happy new dog!

Tories SMASHED in Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire by-elections. (And I feel fine)

@utdpathletic You could almost see that very thought process in his head as the opportunity arose.

This fanbase is the reason Marcus Rashford hesitated here, y'all did this to us

@SkySportsNews If there’s a single genuine United fan out there still subscribing to these whoppers, you ought to be ashamed.

Man Utd have spent more money on assembling their current squad than any other football club on the planet 🔴💰

@johnnypalazzio @jonmikesav8 Thought the same. Reckon it’s worth trying.

@jonmikesav8 I'd love to see him pushed to a 9. He'd be a solid ST

I’m going to say it. I’m delighted Scott Mctominay has stayed.

@UVtho Where are you buying?