Kaylee

Weird that the people with HE>i on their cars are the same people that have issues with people defining pronouns.

Haven’t really thought about many presidents today.

Not knowing geography feels a little racist. Idk how to explain it.

If god really wanted me to listen he would’ve sent a daughter.

Trade Shows are gentrified Farmers’ Markets.

How come I’ve never seen a baby crow?

I professionally tell people their opinions don’t matter by saying, “the deadline for input has passed.”

@mscjbee cc: my parents

being with someone 20+ years and you still can’t communicate with them.. not the vibe.

My husband saying he’s “playing devil’s advocate” is the quickest way he will find out if the devil is real or not.

I blocked Elon Musk, what’s going on with Twitter?

I’ve been out in the sun so long I’m about to breastfeed my babies cheese.

Starting to feel like I’m the only person on earth that doesn’t care about Taylor Swift.

@mscjbee Hahahahah 😂

@TheFakeKaylee Kaylee!!! I just saw this 😂😂😂 you’re a damn fool for this!

I’ve yet to find a pair of jean shorts that doesn’t try to take my virginity.

After one month of being a mother it’s safe to say, my tits will never be the same.

Well well well if it isn’t another day.

You’re really showing your age with that double space after every sentence.

The closest I’ve come to prenatal yoga is attempting to shave my vag.

I’m 5’2. If I want a standing desk I’ll just stand up.