Mr. Olu

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Mr. Olu

@TheFutbalPro

Chelsea FC Die-Hard || CR7 🐐 || Football Hot Takes ⚽️ || Random Stories & Gists || Realtor || 💙 #CFC

Lagos, Nigeria เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2022
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Mr. Olu
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The night my wife almost died (Here’s my true life story) ⬇️ 😢 Two years ago, right after our son’s naming ceremony, we were all in the living room gisting — my wife, my mom, and my mother-in-law. Suddenly, my wife started feeling cold. Her mom rubbed her with hot water… then she went stiff and unresponsive. My mom started stooling from fear. We were all screaming. I had no car that night. A kind neighbor rushed us to the hospital at top speed. Nurses brought a stretcher, and the doctor on duty fought hard to resuscitate her. I was speechless, confused, and scared to death. But God, in His infinite mercy, gave her another chance at life. 🙏 The doctor later blamed me for bringing her home less than a week after her CS. I accepted it. She was admitted for more treatment and observation. That experience changed me forever. Now I cherish every moment we share before it becomes a memory. Life is indeed for rent.
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Mr. Olu@TheFutbalPro·
🚨 #WorldCup official account quietly added Vini Jr. to the superstars picture after snubbing him. The cold shoulder is over 🇧🇷
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@SirDavidBent That’s because they don’t want to be the only ones to have a taste of marriage (positively or negatively).
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Sir David Onyemaizu🦍
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent·
One annoying question that people tend to ask you as you get older is: “When are you getting married? You're getting old o.” Mind you, if you eventually get married, same people will not lift a finger to help you if you run into trouble. They will even mock you. 🙂
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Mr. Olu@TheFutbalPro·
Groundnuts (peanuts) don’t universally cause pimples but can trigger breakouts in acne-prone people due to inflammation or hormonal effects. It’s often sensitivity, not a true allergy. Non-prone individuals rarely react. Dietary impact is individual.
YUA@creative_yua

Groundnuts don't cause pimples. Groundnuts simply serve as a trigger to anyone who's already prone to having pimples. If someone normally doesn't have pimples, even if they eat all the groundnuts in this world, no pimples will show up. Getting pimples after eating groundnuts is nothing more than an allergic reaction.

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DR ONYEKA🩺
DR ONYEKA🩺@Elijairus2·
Go forth and conquer, but also, don’t forget to hydrate, sleep, and maybe don’t text your ex. You are welcome. Good morning and have a fruitful day ahead ⚡️Stay informed, ⚡️Stay Alive #Motivation #SarcasticMD #LifeAdvice
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Sir David Onyemaizu🦍
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent·
Good morning folks. Wishing you all the blessings of the new day.
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Arojinle
Arojinle@arojinle1·
Yes, I did. Here's the funny story of how I learned I could cut open a sachet water with just my fingertips. It was March 14, 2025. I had just had braces fixed on my teeth the day before. My front teeth that I would normally use to tear into the nylon were too sensitive to touch anything. I tried several times and couldn't endure the pain. Out of frustration, I grabbed a fork and used one of the prongs to pierce the nylon instead. Two days later, a thought crossed my mind: what if I'm somewhere and there's no fork in sight? That was when I decided to try my fingertips. The first attempt stretched the nylon into a long thin string before it finally cut, but with practice, I perfected the skill.
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@arojinle1 Did this man just cut that pure water with his finger tips ? 😭

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Morris Monye@Morris_Monye·
Mehn. This is true love. Threw away the useless money bouquet and went straight for her man. She deserves everything.
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BIG SILVO
BIG SILVO@silvoxbtc·
The world will make you believe that every blessing has to be financial, so you end up underrating the real gifts: life, family, health, and peace of mind. Now breathe.
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Shams Charania@ShamsCharania·
Undrafted Arizona forward Tobe Awaka has agreed to a two-way NBA deal with the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN.
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Mr. Olu@TheFutbalPro·
@PrettyMfon Hon. Member, None of the above characteristics correlate with any attributes of “Men” but rather a Judas in disguise.
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MFON ABIA@PrettyMfon·
Even the ones with bad character? Does that include the ones that abandon their wives and children for a useless side Chic like Uyo Escapee who doesn't care about them? Does it include Men who hate themselves so much that they end up in Cult? You can't love yourself and be in Cult. Impossible. Does that include Husbands that cheat on their wives unprovoked? Does it include Men that hit their wives because of one street rat outside? Which group of Men are going through a lot Mr. Speaker? If it is the group I mentioned above, they need to go through a lot weda e go make them change
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Mr. Olu@TheFutbalPro·
Thank you for this question, Hon. Member. The behaviours you listed (abandoning wives and children for side chicks like the “Uyo Escapee”, joining cults, unprovoked cheating, and beating wives over external drama) are not “silent battles” deserving blanket sympathy. They are often choices that create chaos for others, especially children, while compounding the man’s own problems. Men are a set of people who prioritise the well-being and happiness of their family over external forces.
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MFON ABIA@PrettyMfon·
Even the ones with bad character? Even the ones wey dey port because their wife most her job and she no get money again? Does it include the ones that abandon their wives and children for a usexless side Chic like Uyo Escapee who doesn't care about them? Las Las Uyo Escapee don dump dem run go Abuja to continue in what she is known for Does it include Men who hate themselves so much that they end up in Cult? You can't love yourself and be in Cult. Impossible. Does that include Husbands that cheat on their wives unprovoked? Does it include Men that hit their wives because of one street rat outside? Which group of Men are going through a lot Mr. Speaker? If it is the group I mentioned above, they need to go through a lot weda e go make them change The Bible says that through the things that Jesus suffered, he learnt obedience. Make those group of Men go through a lot weda dem go change. 😂
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@PrettyMfon Men are fighting silent battles

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Mr. Olu@TheFutbalPro·
@Fooootest Global showdown! 13 nations battling for glory. Epic finals ahead! 🏆🔥
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決勝T進出チームが13カ国まで決定🏆🔥 🇲🇽 メキシコ 🇺🇸 アメリカ 🇩🇪 ドイツ 🇦🇷 アルゼンチン 🇫🇷 フランス 🇳🇴 ノルウェー 🇨🇴 コロンビア 🇨🇭 スイス 🇨🇦 カナダ 🇧🇷 ブラジル 🇲🇦 モロッコ 🇧🇦 ボスニア・ヘルツェゴビナ 🇿🇦 南アフリカ
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@CFCPys @FabrizioRomano Chelsea pushing hard for Lacroix and eyeing a second CB. Defensive rebuild loading. 🔵
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Pys@CFCPys·
🚨 Chelsea want to go for one centre back as soon as possible, working on Lacroix deal. #CFC could then go for another centre back name depending on exits like Chalobah. Could be TWO new centre backs for the Blues. (@FabrizioRomano)
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