lindsey davis

The best gift is a pencil.

Stop I can’t.

“Why are you happy about Duke losing when you’re not even a Tennessee fan?” College basketball fans:

You’ve got some nice looking delts there, little lady.

Seven years with the best sidekick a heart could ask for

I have an overwhelming sense of accomplishment when the exterminator comes for his quarterly inspection and reports that I have no rat activity in my basement.

JUST SAYING WE KNOW A LOT OF SCIENTISTS

Todays playlist

Would love to have this really important conversation with my husband but am putting on a really powerful Celine Dion concert for my dog so this is going to have to wait.

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.

i would be unstoppable

Uno mas noche

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