The Great Slab in the Sky

@AJDeniro Width

Bro Zirkzee is right there why not him on instead of Amad

@UtdMaI It’s a miss, they happen

Genuine question, where’s Diego Leon?

@FPLfrasier Agree but can’t put much stock in today

Dorgu has to do a lot to convince me that he can be a winger permanently at this level

@franchiseford All I see is people criticising Amad but what whatever fits your narrative 🤷

rashford would be murked by this fanbase if he was on this amad diallo run of performances but yall keep infantilizing #16 like he is some rookie at his big age of 23 ✌🏻

@markgoldbridge Carrick finds a way. Best start preparing your performance excuse 👂

What a joke

@BenDesigned It’s the double team I can’t stand. Only game that has it.

@badasskachii It’s Carricks

If we don’t keep Carrick, the next manager has some huge shoes to fill. I don’t want to hear “he came to reset dressing room” or “give him time” yarns. Carrick didn’t need time to cook all these big teams or entertain us.

@lawrence_bury 🥱

Man Utd and Liverpool are the Premier League’s biggest clubs by far. But they are a million miles away from the top teams in Europe technically. Embarrassing to watch really.

@CFC_Janty History for a reason

Manchester United might lose their halftime record

@Lifeinvestmoney Estate agent

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@Flav_Bateman Got to get Copilot on the screen somehow

Who cares? 😂

Excited for the performance wankers now that Carricks beaten every top 6 rival 👂

@timsoret Gosh you’re so smart

I find Banksy incredibly shallow. His work has fundamentally nothing to say, and his selection of causes shows a complete lack of courage. Notice how he never combats actual obscurantism, fanaticism & authoritarianism (where he would be thrown in jail for life).

@KolelaKurt What do you reckon bait or retard?

Comment expliquer qu’un mec en forme comme ça soit incapable de jouer au football de haut niveau ??

@CharZiyanah A price you’ve pulled from the depths of your arse

Laughable that this United board have been so quick to dismiss Bruno G. He’s better than Tonali. A captain and leader. Has the aura of a United player. And £30m cheaper.

@zeeozzy7900 @GBUnitedx Shut up Zuber

@GBUnitedx Fuck Mainoo, don’t get the hype, bang average at best. Because his an academy graduate, we put him on a pedestal

What number should Kobbie Mainoo wear next season? Right now, these numbers are available: 9, 14, 17, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, 29. The number 18 will be freed up due to Casemiro’s departure, and others like 7, 11, 12, and 25 could also become available depending on the futures of Mount, Malacia, Zirkzee, and Ugarte.

@DougieCritchley The refs love a fad

There is a hair pulling epidemic in the Premier League at the moment… I would say of varying severities… But from what I’ve seen of Dan Ballard’s, you absolutely cannot be doing that. Foolish, from a guy who just hasn’t made mistakes this season. Big 2nd half needed!

@MrWills96 The fuck is a 4th kit

🚨Might be Barcelona 4th kit for next season

@UtdTony1 Bye

🚨🎙️Breaking: Manuel Ugarte is increasingly unhappy at Manchester United due to limited game time and his recent treatment at the club.🔴 Sources close to the player suggest he feels overlooked by manager Michael Carrick, believing he hasn’t been given a fair opportunity to prove himself or develop. As it stands, Ugarte has already made up his mind about his future — he is expected to leave the club next season, either on loan or via a permanent transfer. The midfielder is not keen on continuing at United under the current situation. It’s understood that once the season concludes, he will formally communicate his desire to move on.

@DougieCritchley Mate can I borrow $97?

Can I just clear one thing up for people... So I'm lucky enough to have 50,000 followers on here, I pay for verification every month, because admittedly when I signed up, I thought I could earn a bit of extra money. In the last month, I've had 12.9m impressions on here... (I'm not saying that to be arrogant... but you'll see why I'm mentioning that) Guess the most most amount of money I've ever made on twitter in a month? $97 Contrary to what you see about content creators all the time, I'm not tweeting to try and drive engagement to try and make money... I'm tweeting because I'm passionate about football, have a lot of opinions about football, and enjoy sharing them, interacting with (most) others.. and most importantly learning off others on here too! If you want to make money in football social media, the most lucrative are YouTube/TikTok, which is why some large twitter accounts attach themselves to betting companies. I've honestly never tweeted something I didn't believe. I'm often "wrong," even though I question how wrong you can ever really be about a subjective, constantly evolving sport, played every 3 days... but I'm not doing it to "bait" engagement! If people want to interact, great, but I have the same attitude towards it as I did when I started this account! Have a nice weekend!