Mando

A list of stuff classified as sport that is not a sport by definition:

@jupitercr4sh @sillylittletigs Swag

"For once in my life I feel complete, but I still want to ruin it" is the realest thing Trent ever said

Guinness binge before a curry. Yes.

Also, Owning a white disposable lighter (especially a white BIC) brings bad luck, misfortune, or even death.

DYK?: Lighting a cigarette with a candle kills a sailor.

@ofordyy Hello

Fuck a bouncer, I need a bouncher

Chesse brain

Jake "Many Such Cases" Pygott-Barnes

Cheese bag

I popped a perc and Santa slid down my chimney

Never trust a food that smells the same on the way in as the way out

Made a joke about spitroastimg a Pitbull and it wasn't funny

Face ID doesn't recognise me when I smile 💔🥀

Asked Grok for mental health advice and it told me to kms

Bro - I'm tryna eat so I'm staying in the kitchen

Common please play a London show