Megan's Virtual Bodyguard

Y'all stay worried about Meg? Where did Glo, Bia, JT, Sexxy, & Ice Spice last single land?

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

Bitch eating Eugene Krabs

Impressionante, claro. Mas sabendo qual é o destino da maioria das crianças superdotadas, é difícil ficar feliz por ela.

Chris Rock let them call him the n word to his face in the name of comedy Kevin Hart up there laughing at George Floyd jokes Yikes man

Everyone being in hazmat suits should tell you it’s time to put masks back on at minimum

Caitlin Jensen, 28, walked into a Georgia chiropractor in June 2022. She came out with four dissected arteries, a stroke, cardiac arrest, and a traumatic brain injury. It took her nine months to say "Mom" again. She had come in for lower back pain. Your brain runs on four arteries. Two carotids in front, two vertebrals in back. The vertebrals don't run free. They thread up through narrow bone tunnels inside each cervical vertebra, C6 to C1, then loop around the top vertebra in a tight horizontal curve called the V3 segment. When a chiropractor performs a high-velocity rotational thrust on the upper neck, V3 gets stretched and snapped against bone. The inner artery wall tears. Blood seeps between the layers. A flap forms. Flow blocks, or clots break off and travel to the brainstem. In Caitlin's case all four vessels tore. Paramedics worked 12 minutes restoring her pulse. Surgeons placed a stent in one artery and repaired what they could in the rest. The brain injury came from the bleed that followed the stroke that followed the dissection. One in 20,000 spinal manipulations triggers this. Arterial dissection causes 2% of strokes overall but 8 to 25% of strokes in patients under 45. In 55% of cases symptoms start within 12 hours of the adjustment. No screening test identifies who's at risk beforehand. The American Chiropractic Association's own spokesman told the New York Times patients should get vascular scans before neck manipulation. Almost none do. Informed consent matching a surgical risk disclosure isn't standard. The average victim is 40. Caitlin's back pain lived four vertebrae below the artery the thrust tore.

. @kendricklamar they’re in your house just stealing from you

Not this literally ragebaiting me

All the Kevin Hart roast proved is that Will Smith should’ve supplexed Chris Rock on stage

Well let’s solve this easy puzzle who removed the US from WHO?

The United States is no longer apart of WHO as of this January 2026 this year how convenient. That’s why they are intentionally silent. hhs.gov/press-room/fac…

The president decided we weren’t gonna be a part of WHO anymore lol

you’re from the US sweetheart we aren’t apart of the WHO anymore thanks to president cheeto puff so technically they don’t have to tell us shit 😭

@roxieharrison03 Im sorry friend but yall dont get Mother’s Day acknowledgment lmao

We’re going to have to start telling the truth soon about all this oldest daughter nonsense….

I actually don’t understand this sentence

Come on Baby Hottie

They’re moving all the passengers around the entire world like it’s a 3 man weave