John Drews

@stoolpresidente Look up Calvin Johnson vs. Chicago Bears. These are the rules

I will watch this till the end of time saying Cooks had total control of the ball when he hit the ground

drop your celebrity crushes, in gif.

@Ron_POMO New understanding: faithful slave actually only means David Splane

It's the first Saturday in October. Time for the Jehovah's Witnesses Annual Meeting of the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of PA. What do you think, will there be any "NuLite"? Any embarrassing things said that will be edited out later? If so, we'll know about it.

@DanBarreiroKFAN Who threw that pass?

The troll of the century

@exjwpodcast I have been fascinated with Anakin Skywalker since I was a kid in the 80s. I felt that you could sense painful emotion even behind the mask. He was afraid of losing control and displeasing his master. But he had badass energy. I'm curious your thoughts on M. Corleone

@hotdogsladies 100 plays in, I started hearing Bill sing “it’s gonna fall”

@ttscoff Haha yep that was it!!

@ttscoff Last time I visited sugar loaf I saw a video rental store in Winona. It wasn’t that long ago.

@cedarsjwsurvey if you’d like another ex elder to interview I’d be willing to. Here’s one I joined recently youtu.be/f_xvbT1rv2s

Got an email from Red Cross saying where my blood went. Giving blood saves lives. Join me. goo.gl/Akz2D #RedCrossOnTheWay

Hey @hotdogsladies I'm visiting SF in a few weeks. Any comic book store recommendations?

@shanselman I'll take it off your hands

This is so ridiculously large

@TheRealCarlG I agree Darth

@TheRealCarlG How is this joke still going? At some point you need to know when the shark has been jumped.

Heading to Lambeau now. We're off to a slow start because Randy slept on the porch last night. It's preseason, but that's still disappointing. #BeReadyWARRIORS

@RelaxCallMax @Newegg Much hate, jealousy and self loathing!👋

After 3 months ❤️ thank you 🙏#neweggshuffle @Newegg

@ThorBjornsson_ My wife told me that if I don’t step away from my computer she will smash my head on the keyboard. I think she is jokindjksbsbsjsnnsbhsjsnsbshjskdid

I’m travelling to Portland Maine today. I’m on a 14 hour flight now and I’m bored. Tell me your best jokes!

@ThorBjornsson_ What did the guy say to the one-legged hitchhiker? “Hop in!”

@Microsoft Reply all “Please take me off your list”

You just accidentally hit 'reply all' on a department-wide email. What's your next move?

@WIRED @WiredUK Not that it makes it ok, but…. Duh

“If you’re using Chrome to browse the internet, even in private mode, Google is watching everything you do online, all the time.” Via @WiredUK wired.trib.al/doBD7sV

@shanselman You’re holding it wrong

Confused about the #AppleEvent. We get facetime in the web (zoom compete) but do we get iMessage on Windows or on web? Did I miss that?