Generational Loser

i’ll buy the first player to hit a homer’s jersey this year (other than kurtz)

So my friend figured out her baby daddy was using her car to cheat on her while shes at work. She found a condom wrapper under the seat . But instead of arguing she played it cool put a tracker in the car n told him to drop her off like normal. As soon as he dropped her off I pulled up n picked her up and we followed the car so we could she WHO THE GIRL WAS. We followed the car to some apartments parked around the corner and walked the rest of the way so he wouldn’t notice my car . We creeped up like 2 roaches looking through the windshield and saw him getting his SOUL SNATCHED . My friend lost every bit of home training she opened the door n just started SWINGING on the girl . She pull her out the car and the girl TALL than a mf n she start getting down on my friend so I jump in. After one swing connected I KNEW this wasn’t no regular b****. She start tearing BOTH us up at the same time. Come to find out she a whole trans lady. Her baby daddy pull off and LEAVES US helpless in the parking lot . So I took off running to my car cuz at this point this ain’t my business and she should have never called me up for this ridiculousness . She can play Now That’s Tv by her d*mn self. NEVER AGAIN !

🚨🚨HILARIOUS🚨🚨 CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY POSTED A HYPE-VIDEO FROM DISNEY OF HIM BEING A FATHER. “Lotta people say Disney’s not for all dads…” “I AM NOT ALL DADS…” The best video you will watch this week. 💀💀💀