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@osoroKE Kwani Kuna kazi anafanyanga?

From Italy straight to the sunroof😂😂 Jamaa hufanya kazi saa ngapi?

@Dammi_Esq Worse can happen, so that's the best deal they can get

How do you send a woman and her three kids out at night just because a DNA test says they’re not yours? If you’re married under the Act, that’s a cr!me forceful eviction of your spouse can land you in serious trouble, you will eat two portions for two years. Yes, the DNA result is painful. But the right step is legal: file for divorce and seek compensation if necessary. Throwing them out at night is unlawful and d@ngerous. If anything happens to them, you’ll be held responsible. You’re not the first man to raise children that aren’t biologically his. Why not calm down, wait till morning, and involve her family instead of acting in anger? Hurt is valid but that kind of action isn’t.

@Mr_MikeOG @Bill_Kym Time Travellers

The Kapenguria 6 history repeating itself with this perfect alignment 🤣🤣🤣

@polo_kimanii Hii Beef yako na T-Guard ni personal sana

Mungu baba hawa vijana wanapo toka kwenda kutafuta naomba utwange wao na baraka,manake ni wewe ulizema katika kitabu cha luka yakwamba with God nothing is impossible. Tunaamini! Na pia wale wametumia toothpaste ya T guard,nawaombea mdomo isianze kunuka mapema baba. Amen!

William Ruto spent a whooping 104 Billion Kenyan Shillings to replace a working NHIF with SHA just to open a new door for him and his friends to loot. In Context 104 Billion would have built 60–70 Level 4 hospitals from Scratch. A whole 60 hospitals!!!!!!!

I helped my neighbor fix her washing machine. She was so grateful she said, “Thank you so much, I could marry you.” I couldn’t believe it. You do something nice for someone, and they threaten to ruin your life.

The African student who memorizes Western economic theory is not receiving a neutral education. They are being taught to see their continent through the eyes of the people who designed its current arrangements. They will learn about comparative advantage, the theory that says each country should specialize in what it produces most efficiently. In practice, for many African countries, this means: keep producing raw materials, because that is your comparative advantage. Do not process them. Do not manufacture. Do not climb the value chain. Export the cocoa bean. Import the chocolate. Export the cotton. Import the shirt. Export the bauxite. Import the aluminum. This is called efficiency. What it is, actually, is a permanent assignment of African economies to the bottom of every value chain, guaranteed by a theory that presents this arrangement as the natural outcome of rational markets rather than as the result of deliberate historical policy, colonial infrastructure investment, and trade rules written by the people at the top. But the student learns the theory before they learn the history. The theory makes the history invisible. That is the function of the curriculum.

@meister_kwame When politicians in Africa takes the top seat, the empire gives them a choice, implement our policies on your people or we invade your country and implement them ourselves. We're still colonial slaves regardless of the intellectual discussions we have here

African corruption doesn’t even make sense when you deep it . It’s beyond green . Why are you diverting funds meant for hospitals. Like what’s the point

@Emarged US foreign policy demands that

Even the white man cannot comprehend the corruption in Africa.

@DietHeartNews @elonmusk It's the western media reports what do you expect, the same way you won't here Russia losing ground from Russian media

@elonmusk According to Ukrainian army database, over 1.7 million Ukrainian soldiers are KIA, MIA or were wounded, permanently disabled. According to Baltic-based Mediazona, no friend of Putin’s, Russian KIA is 208,755. Russian losses are exaggerated; Ukraine’s losses hidden or minimized.

Yes

Every discipline taught in the African university, law, political science, sociology, psychology, history, philosophy, arrives pre-structured by the civilization that created the current world order. Law arrives as English common law or French civil law, not as a tradition rooted in the actual governance practices of the societies it is supposed to serve. History arrives with the periodization of European history, ancient, medieval, modern, grafted onto societies for which none of these categories make sense and all of which imply that African history only becomes legible when it intersects with European history. Psychology arrives as a set of theories developed by studying largely white, educated, Western populations and declared universal. Philosophy arrives as a tradition that begins in Greece, passes through Rome, arrives in the European Enlightenment, and occasionally, generously, includes a footnote about African philosophy. The student who completes this education is not educated about their own world. They are educated into someone else's world. They graduate literate in the assumptions of their dispossession. And then they are asked to develop their country using these tools. The tools were built to explain a different house. They do not fit the door.

@Mercymasai3 Skia malaya

Ukiangalia vizuri , utaona something called favor, Gods favor will put you in tables you don’t deserve .

@muriaso Your statement reads matatu madness....my point is in relation to that and the aesthetics you desire

@Thoguo You to the point

If William Ruto somehow manages to end the matatu madness, hawker chaos, drainage, and CBD disorder for AFCON 2027, I might just extend a little grace. My parents raised me well so I won't vote him out at 6 am,, I'll generously wait until 6.10 am.

@KhalifKairo Ruto says hi you dumb fvck

If somebody ever tells you they’re a pastor or claims they’re an agent of God, treat them with utmost care & respect. Doesn’t matter how evil you assume they are or how shabbily they’re dressed. You can attract a curse by pointing a finger at them. Let God judge, wewe lenga tu.

They call it “corruption” in third world countries They call it "lobbying" in the west I promise you it’s the EXACT same thing

@Masika_039 Having the best US puppets

What is Kenya known for?

@mansang29 Wenye wanasemanga ati wanawake wanaenda mjengo, don't know the situation on the ground

This is that corner where Gender Equality ends.

@_stayliquidd @KimMuthui Those boys will never forgive their mother when that age comes

@KimMuthui Yeah,,, especially kwa io young age na wamezoea kuoana baba yao kwa nyumba daily. Especially match days, used to see Cele's stories Njugush akicheza na boys

Sasa in cases of infidelity, what do you tell the children. Mnawaambia mbona mnaachana??

Let me repeat this for the benefit of those who missed the memo or those suffering from the Stockholm’s Syndrome: [1] Replacing a tyrant like Ruto, Museveni, Biya or Suluhu with another Western imperialist mascot who has no VISION (philosophically, ideologically, politically, economically and institutionally) to OVERHAUL the entire SYSTEM and TRANSFORM it, is a waste of time. It amounts to recycling cancer. It will keep eating away our cells and body. [2] To liberate Africa or any African country, we must remove all imperialist and Zionist assets from power, OVERHAUL the entire SYSTEM and TRANSFORM it in order to create a merit-based society aimed at achieving SOCIAL JUSTICE and EQUITY for all. [3] Anyone seeking power without a clear vision, progressive ideology, transformative policies and programs aimed at overhauling the entire system and transforming it is a conman or conwoman whose intention is to inherit the STRUCTURALLY DEFECTIVE African state in order to continue perpetuating the culture of impunity we have suffered under since the invasion of Europeans on the continent. Therefore, scrutinize and interrogate everyone’s representations, purported vision and ideology. [4] Those speaking about “the main thing is to remove Ruto now then we will do the rest later” are the usual agents of confusion, opportunism, Zionism and imperialism whose primary purpose is to use fraudulent means to attain power then betray the people the same way Ruto and others did. Don’t ever say that you weren’t warned.

Two virgins who marry each other can’t fight over sexual compatibility. They learn everyday till they master how to satisfy each other. You only talk about sexual compatibility when your spouse has had multiple sex partners before marriage.