Tyler Riddle

@SageDynamics You truly do love toast more than anything.

Happened to be teaching a course near where I grew up. Stopped in to the small casino my mom worked at when I was a kid. No familiar faces, but this machine has been putting out the best toast in the world since I was 8 years old. Sometimes, you can go home again.

@Shadzey1 @CyeleeOptics @SageDynamics That thing doesn’t make it out of the truck without breaking.

@CyeleeOptics How many drops @SageDynamics

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@SageDynamics Don’t forget the St. ides of March.

The ides are here.

@SageDynamics It’s the most abusive relationship I have ever personally witnessed

Anyway, here’s a pic of me shooting a gun I hate. I own it so I can talk shit about it.

@atrupar Been in DME business for 18 years. 46 year old company. CMS has wrecked this industry and emboldened these fraudsters post covid and after killing off half of the legit providers in the US.

Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board."

The majority of the fraud in the DME sector comes from CGM and Bracing. Most of the fraud is sham companies that ONLY entered the DME world during the madness of COVID - post closure of 40% of nationwide legacy DME companies during the awful DME Competitive Bidding Program

@SageDynamics That’s just a good old FT

It’s not an FRT, but it’s still kinda cool.

@SageDynamics @WeaponOutfitter Marcus 12 was my Father. Mark is fine.

@WeaponOutfitter I have a MK-12 named Marky Mark 12

Kinda funny how many companies have modern rifles named "Mk1" Keep it going!

Urinal cake technology has come a long way.

To meet god.

@SageDynamics “A little”

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@aahomecare A devastating blow to the industry. May be the death knell for independent providers. Looks like my lobbying budget will now shift to annual accredidation.

CMS Releases DMEPOS/Home Health Proposed Final Rule with Provisions to Restart CB Program mailchi.mp/aahomecare/cms…

For an administration that was wholly “anti-bureaucracy” this @CMSGov competitivive bidding resurgence sure is a kick in the teeth. Almost as bad as this “pro 2A” attorney general…

Despite thousands of of public comments opposing the program. @CMSGov is pushing through another round of DME competitive bidding. Another stalwart effort by @aahomecare our national lobbying group. Looks like we got exactly… what?

I just burned through 10,000 gallons of water so some data center could grant @grok enough agency to create the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen eating deviled eggs. I regret nothing.

@SageDynamics I’ve been leaving copies of your books on Barnes and Noble shelves for years.

Have you checked out my latest book? I’m thinking about doing a tour for it. You can bring your copy to a local Barnes and Noble for me to sign. It’ll be 10AM-until they kick me out.

@SageDynamics Now my work of getting the them in front of a major publishing house or movie studio can begin.

I just published my 4th (in this series), my 5th is done, working on my 6th and I’ve been sitting on three prequels like they’re a Silmarillion. All nog.

Debate with the wife: should we be giving out warm scrambled eggs (one handful each) or steamed pierogis to trick or treat-ers on Halloween?

@SageDynamics Knowing your driveway… if they made it that far they deserve a warm handful of scrambled eggs.

@SageDynamics I guarantee you were in the 1% that used the word Grazer

Top tier on Grammarly, y’all.