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@DNIGabbard would

Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted. odni.gov/index.php/news…

@chaomother he’s never going 2 be Hokage just pack it up

rewatching naruto just to feel something

@skinnipupp 2 busy fuckin da door

Chivalry is NOT dead. This guy kept the door open for me to the stairs and waited for me at the bottom of the stairs and kept another door open for me. Why aren’t this type of guys interested in me???

@mothiless My turn

men take every chance they get to remind me why i hate them

@callmecadette Out of the frying pan into the fire

Ex situationship wants me to join his start-up

@rahuprincess it never began

it's so over

@caitlillia That’s because they carry the heaviest burdens

adcs are some of the most annoying players ever omfg

@cyberlilithx wats your problem w incest

everyone is connected in league twitter like one big incest friendgroup man what

@kikiquant @web3pingu I miss her so much

@web3pingu soccer i barely know her

the world cup has started and americans are still calling it soccer

@desertlace The Wolf’s Lair

white boy wednesday wya

@desertlace glad to hear it desertlace

not now daddy, kitten is self-actualizing

@arallies So True

or sensitive

@arallies so true

@kikiquant Good work

one time i was wearing a siouxsie and the banshees shirt at a nightclub and an old lesbian came up said name three songs and i did and then we scissored in the handicap stall.

@kikiquant Could be big

cognitive dissonance

@romaninthetrap just saw an African child give her 30 pesos

she looks stupid as fuck when she does that expression

@dollisheart what if u got a low taper fade like ninja

Sometimes i think id be more attractive if i had low set cheekbones and a recessed jaw

@dollheqrt Sry abt the Venezuelan

@ThreePlyGuy Me after Life rape me

When you genuinely cucked and spiritually chopped beyond belief and yo shi fake asf and you got 5 cents to ur name and ur bih don’t fw you nomo and yo airpods dead and the crockpot on for dinner and yo cousin fat as fuck and yo ex venezuelan

@ktiyt_ Get an AI filter

I really wanna do a facecam but I really don’t wanna do my makeup everyday but I’m worried I will get bullied if I don’t look good enough

@pissy_pantzz You think TSA can stop you Trump underfunded them

Drunk in the airport lounge and all I want to do is masturbate