Tim Brunst

@quincyolivari @DesmondClaude This kid wants you guys to sign his cast after the win tomorrow so he can be the coolest kid in second grade

@MLB @Reds @Dbacks @Marlins @SFGiants @Phillies

They don’t call it the WILD Card for nothin’. 👀

Never been this unexcited for opening day. Only thing to look forward to is what stupid thing Phil Castellini is going to say. @Reds #OpeningDay2023

@papaheil This is really your thing today isn’t it

Over the course of a lifetime how many of those little “do not eat” packets from beef jerky is it acceptable to have actually eaten?1

@SheaSerrano What other actors share this this accomplishment? Cheadle, John Leguizamo…

don cheadle has never given a bad performance like not one single time it’s nuts all he does is show up and be excellent

Would love to see a toxicology report on Kelce and Mahomes

@iamSauceGardner Only meal my dad knows how to cook

Cut up hotdogs with baked beans in a pot❕

@ShannonSharpe But it will be a bad decision. They are definitely looking at flights from Thailand

I don’t see a way that Staley keeps his job after this DEBACLE. Up 27-0 and lose with that talent. Sean Payton or someone else will be coaching that tm next season.

really wanna question this strategy the jaguars have of throwing an interception every other pass but i’m no football coach so let’s just see how it plays out

When will Phil just come right out and say his dream is to move the team? @Reds this version of tanking taken right from the plot of major league?

Final 4 and I’m getting a “don’t take fucked up shots” tattoo

Normally when the weather turns cold I remind myself that pitchers and catchers report soon. But, being a @Reds fan is like having subzero temperatures all year long.

@RGIII This episode of Bluey is called Backpackers

Caption This…

The King of the North

@5134BobbyB Lethal Weapon

@5134BobbyB No Die Hard?

Anybody have a streaming movie they currently recommend. This is bringing no joy

Now hiring: $15/Hour someone to follow my wife around and stop her from buying stupid shit

@ProjectLincoln I assume masterbatory reasons while using your newly acquired target vibrator

Would you pay $99 for this?